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PROOF THAT XIANITY IS TRUE!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:16 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

okay I think I understand Christianity.

god will stick a fork up my ass and put an electric charge to it until my ass glows.

where do I sign?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:04 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Long live Granpa John and the Holy Congregation of the Electric Pickle!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:01 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I don't consider myself a particularly violent person but for some reason I have the strongest desire to hit that man repeatedly as hard as I can.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:50 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Wow, that Jesus is powerful!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:05 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I'm want to eat a load of pickles now-doh! have I missed the point? So, in every jar of pickles, there's a christian?
Yeah, well said grampa.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:13 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

The video is of course stupid. But I suspect its aimed at small children. Of course that makes it subversive, but, I'm just saying that it is supposed to be entertaining to small children and probably is.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:23 am    Post subject: With the power of jesus you to can look like a delux sex toy Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Is this guy trying out for the way of the master series?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:31 am    Post subject: Re: With the power of jesus you to can look like a delux sex Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

JOBAfunky wrote:
Is this guy trying out for the way of the master series?


WTF? Where did he get his idea electrocute a pickle to demonstrate his theology? What a loon. I feel so enriched after seeing that.... thank you!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:45 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

is this how you join christianity these days?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:57 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing this with us, Job! It should be compulsory viewing before all prayer meetings and church services.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:59 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Andreusz wrote:
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing this with us, Job! It should be compulsory viewing before all prayer meetings and church services.


though we see it as ridiculous i could see some theist thinking it makes so much sense lol

maybe its not the best thing to show church goers, less they start using this as an argument
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:13 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:42 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

"Christians are like pickles---"

I didn't know that. Now that I know, I'll be sure to share that intelligence with the next christian I meet.

Not sure I agree entirely. Although I've met many shriveled, rather sharp and bitter christians, I haven't actually met any that precise shade of bilious green and only about 4 inches long----
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:44 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

"Christians are like pickles---"

I didn't know that. Now that I know, I'll be sure to share that intelligence with the next christian I meet.

Not sure I agree entirely. Although I've met many shriveled, rather sharp and bitter christians, I haven't actually met any that precise shade of bilious green and only about 4 inches long----
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:13 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

chookrooter wrote:
"Christians are like pickles---"

I didn't know that. Now that I know, I'll be sure to share that intelligence with the next christian I meet.

Not sure I agree entirely. Although I've met many shriveled, rather sharp and bitter christians, I haven't actually met any that precise shade of bilious green and only about 4 inches long----


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