PROOF THAT XIANITY IS TRUE!!!!

hillbillyatheist · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject:

okay I think I understand Christianity.

god will stick a fork up my ass and put an electric charge to it until my ass glows.

where do I sign?

Gerard · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:04 am Post subject:

Long live Granpa John and the Holy Congregation of the Electric Pickle!

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Lord of the Flies · Visitor Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Posts: 24 Local time: 8:26 PM

I don't consider myself a particularly violent person but for some reason I have the strongest desire to hit that man repeatedly as hard as I can.

Unbeliever · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:50 pm Post subject:

Wow, that Jesus is powerful!

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xena · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:05 pm Post subject:

I'm want to eat a load of pickles now-doh! have I missed the point? So, in every jar of pickles, there's a christian?
Yeah, well said grampa.

caseagainstfaith · Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:13 pm Post subject:

The video is of course stupid. But I suspect its aimed at small children. Of course that makes it subversive, but, I'm just saying that it is supposed to be entertaining to small children and probably is.
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RyanDzundza · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:45 am Post subject:

is this how you join christianity these days?

you get a fork jabbed in your head and up your arse then they hook you up to the mains Rolling Eyes

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Andreusz · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:57 am Post subject:

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing this with us, Job! It should be compulsory viewing before all prayer meetings and church services.

RyanDzundza · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:59 am Post subject:

SvZurich · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:13 am Post subject:

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chookrooter · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:42 am Post subject:

"Christians are like pickles---"

I didn't know that. Now that I know, I'll be sure to share that intelligence with the next christian I meet.

Not sure I agree entirely. Although I've met many shriveled, rather sharp and bitter christians, I haven't actually met any that precise shade of bilious green and only about 4 inches long----

chookrooter · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:44 am Post subject:

"Christians are like pickles---"

I didn't know that. Now that I know, I'll be sure to share that intelligence with the next christian I meet.

Not sure I agree entirely. Although I've met many shriveled, rather sharp and bitter christians, I haven't actually met any that precise shade of bilious green and only about 4 inches long----

JOBAfunky · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:13 am Post subject:

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