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ImRunninUDown!33 ...Is A Cult

Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 672 Local time: 4:30 PM Location: Cherryville, North Carolina

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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:24 pm Post subject: Todays my 17th Birthday |
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And my girlfriends on her period
life sucks _________________ In all things that are purely social we can be as seperate as fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress. - Booker T. Washington |
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GodWarrior98 Royal Citizen

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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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Abuse her. Women on their period react in hilarious ways. _________________ In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. -Paul Dirac
I am not a theist. The name is a lie. |
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Unbeliever Forum Master


Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 2725 Local time: 1:30 PM Location: The exact center of my observable universe
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, you'd better stay away from her - you know God said she's unclean for, uh, quite some time!
Too bad, though, I was never able to resist them during "the curse." _________________ Only those with weak faith feel threatened by those with no faith.
2000 years of Christianity - haven't we wasted enough time!?
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Nimitz Guest
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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A blow job while humming happy birthday!
Congrats on yer 17th burf-day! |
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Wickedtruth Forum Master

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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Haha you ain't getting none. Rosey Palms's and her five sister's for you. |
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ChrissyFos Lobal Dominatrix

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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:48 pm Post subject: Re: Todays my 17th Birthday |
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| ImRunninUDown!33 wrote: | And my girlfriends on her period
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Bring on the towels my dear boy, bring out teh towels.  _________________ This space is reserved for inarticulate meat puppets who have no true perspective outside the refuge of quotation marks.
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Knight_of_BAAWA Jedi Slackmaster

Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Posts: 10021 Local time: 2:30 PM Location: USA
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:53 pm Post subject: Re: Todays my 17th Birthday |
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| ImRunninUDown!33 wrote: | And my girlfriends on her period
life sucks |
And you felt like sharing this with us because.......? _________________ aa #51, DNRC o-, Member of the [H]orde
Atheist Minister for St. Dogbert.
"No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another"
Picard to Data/Graves "The Schizoid Man" |
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not_a_theist Forum Texan

Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 2040 Local time: 2:30 PM Location: H-town

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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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youngin _________________ A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged.
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eximius Located: Behind you

Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 716 Local time: 8:30 PM Location: Wales

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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject: Re: Todays my 17th Birthday |
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| ChrissyFos wrote: | | ImRunninUDown!33 wrote: | And my girlfriends on her period
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Bring on the towels my dear boy, bring out teh towels.  |
The floor is just as good... _________________ "One is all for religion until one visits a really religious country. Then, one is all for drains, machinery and a miniumum wage." - Aldous Huxley
"Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils." - Hector Berlioz |
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Moloth Fateless

Joined: 27 Aug 2003 Posts: 23105 Local time: 3:30 PM Location: Warner Robins, GA

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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:37 pm Post subject: Re: Todays my 17th Birthday |
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| Knight_of_BAAWA wrote: | | ImRunninUDown!33 wrote: | And my girlfriends on her period
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And you felt like sharing this with us because.......? |
And you felt like asking this because.......? _________________ -=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
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Júpiter Maçã Forum Plebian


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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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I'm sure you can find a hole that is not bleeding. _________________ Não precisa mudar
Vou me adaptar ao seu jeito
Seus costumes, seus defeitos
Seu ciúme, suas caras
Pra quê mudá-las? |
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Moloth Fateless

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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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well.. you're 17: time to earn your Red Wings, son. _________________ -=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
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HxC w00t

Joined: 02 Jun 2008 Posts: 1048 Local time: 3:30 PM
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:07 pm Post subject: Re: Todays my 17th Birthday |
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| Moloth wrote: | | Knight_of_BAAWA wrote: | | ImRunninUDown!33 wrote: | And my girlfriends on her period
life sucks |
And you felt like sharing this with us because.......? |
And you felt like asking this because.......? |
......he didn't have anything worse to say about this particular subject
Happy Birthday!
(that's right, i'll capitalize for his occasion) |
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Raskolnikov The Axe Murderer

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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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Happy birthday to you! _________________ "Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, underwhich weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God, for if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear."
-Thomas Jefferson
"The future is not set in stone. The future is what you make it. So make it a good one!"
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ImRunninUDown!33 ...Is A Cult

Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 672 Local time: 4:30 PM Location: Cherryville, North Carolina

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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:38 am Post subject: |
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well first of all thanks for all the happy birthdays
but anyway
We already did it once and it was 5 minutes that ended in my mom walking in
and we didnt want our first actual finished time to be like that.
lol how great _________________ In all things that are purely social we can be as seperate as fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress. - Booker T. Washington |
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