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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:14 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

The picture you linked and the slanderous fibs you tell in your forum signature are at odds with one another.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:55 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Juno22 wrote:
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I love living in a mexican neighborhood. To avoid being proselytized, I answer my door in my underwear. When asked if I speak Spanish, I say no. Then they leave. Its funny when they answer the door they're always surprised, and they try not to look down, they really emphasize their eye contact. I tell em, you can look baby, its natural.


In high school I had a classmate whose father would answer the door bare ass naked when they'd come around.

I wish I had some fake blood, I'd love to answer the door holding a prosthetic limb covered in blood... then scream.... I NEED JESUS!

You know how afraid mexicans are of the devil, they'd shit their pants.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Priceless Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Paulheys wrote:
Approached by some religious types preaching today. All nice and friendly until I told theo i'm an Atheist. Seriously I've never seen a smile disappear so fast that single look means I can die happy


lol it is pretty funny.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Priceless Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Paulheys wrote:
Approached by some religious types preaching today. All nice and friendly until I told theo i'm an Atheist. Seriously I've never seen a smile disappear so fast that single look means I can die happy


They just can't wrap their minds around the idea that there are people who don't believe in God. It's like you just presented them with an animal that's half-giraffe and half-cow--to them, it just ain't possible, even if it's standing right there in front of them. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:12 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I got one of these last week... When I told her I was an atheist she paused, looked around, and pointed at my car.

"So you think if we just left this alone for a long time it would eventually turn into an animal?"

I just shook my head. I can only assume she was trying to refute evolution. So I told her that's not an organic object. it doesn't reproduce so it won't evolve. Instead, it will rust, and the molecules holding the car together will break apart and spread out and be returned to the environment.

These people are certainly interesting. I'd like to have some more stop by my house. Instead, we get recovering drug addicts trying to sell me new gutters or magical carpet cleaners
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I got one of these last week... When I told her I was an atheist she paused, looked around, and pointed at my car.

"So you think if we just left this alone for a long time it would eventually turn into an animal?"

d'oh! Wow. That should seriously be submitted to Fundies Say The Darndest Things.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:24 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

We tend to get a lot coming round to my house, generally the old man types. I believe the last leaflet I was handed was your general 'So you're going to burn in hell' type thing.

I honestly don't understand how they can seem so perplexed when I close the door in their face laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:48 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I work at a coffee shop and get Jehovah's witnesses.
They bring those stupid fuckin' pamphlets and hand them to me with their money. It takes every bit of self control to not jump on to them, screaming and cussing - bashing their heads into the floor!!! So I just politely say " No thank you, we don't accept solicitation." And they give me a "How dare you!" look. I'm going to make them an atheist pamphlet and hand it to them next time.
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I got one on holiday, on freaking holiday. We were in Italy and some local jehovahs witnesses decided to come visit us...

man I was pissed.

When they finally got away I had a read of their newsletter for the lulz and it was about how they can pove that Noahs flood was real and whether it did cover the entire world (the evidence for both being that it was in the bible...) and something about whether they should respect everyone for their beliefs if theyre similar or radically different.

Turns out they shouldnt. Yeah. I thought they might have been going for the tolerance route for a heartbeat there.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:00 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Liking the sound of this atheist pamphlet lol
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:22 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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My address has been blacklisted by the local jehova's witnesses, they don't come to my house anymore :p I've seen them visit both of my neighbours and pass mine over.
Reasonable of them. They do not want to associate with people who are guided by the devil. Smile
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