PROOF THAT XIANITY IS TRUE!!!!

Nimitz · Guest Local time: 4:42 AM

The pickle doesn't lie folks! You heathen scum wanted proof of gawd and jebus and the buybull? Well here it is!!!!

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OK grandpa is a kook,..... but ya gotta admit the glowing pickle was pretty fuckin' cool! Laughing

Raskolnikov · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject:

OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! Christians are actually burning pickles! Praise Christ!
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pickles conduct electricity!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is god's doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven
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Gerard · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:37 pm Post subject:

Somehow I find the analogy somewhat macabre.

Old Sparky crossed my mind when I saw what happened to that poor pickle.

Radiating the light of Jesus.......

Yes...

Frankly I was beginning to wonder about the direction this would take when he said the pickle represented someone who was going to change because of Christianity, and he stabbed two forks in him!!

Then I noticed there was a miniature gallows on the table.

And then the electrodes.....

*shudder*

A somewhat sadistic perfomance. Glad I'm not a pickle.

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Vyrian · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:44 pm Post subject:

He's right. If you pretend christianity is the pickle, you'll over heat, ruin the energy in your house, be too burnt by "god" to be touched by others, and be dangerous. He's absolutely correct.
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ShadowWulf · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:45 pm Post subject:

I wonder how many kids are gonna fry themselves trying this experiment......

BRB gotta find some pickles and wire now.....

Gerard · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject:

Oh, BTW, If you want a good laugh, read the comments on that video....

"Timmy, just hold these two wires and I'm going to show you something about Jesus!"

Gerard
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Moloth · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:54 pm Post subject:

so... jab sharp pieces of metal into either end of people and then run a strong electrical current through them?

*shrugs*

... hokay.

*wanders of to find first Christian convert*
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Júpiter Maçã · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject:

So, if I become a Christian I'll be impaled and electrocuted.

Nice.
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Aridiris · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:07 pm Post subject:

I never liked pickles to begin with.

Wickedtruth · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:13 pm Post subject:

Hey, if their book says women should get on their knees and worship their husbands, I'm not going to argue with that Very Happy

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SvZurich · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject:

Allah be praised! The pickle will punish the infidels!
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ghyle · Visitor Joined: 20 Mar 2008 Posts: 12 Local time: 4:42 AM

By the power of the Holy Spirit, you too can be a nite lite: I want to worship Christ and glow in the dark too!

SvZurich · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:53 pm Post subject:

Go to Yucca Mountain, and it will be so, Ghyle! The Nevada Test Site (nuclear) and the upcoming toxic waste dump will let God's natural glow shine through you! Amen!
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caseagainstfaith · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:06 pm Post subject:

Here was a comment:

God did in fact say you are like a pickle:

"And then Jesus said, God the father and I shall ram our holy pickle-stickers into both ends, and fill you with our mighty juices. And when our holy steam shoots forth, you will glow, and it will be good." Vlasic 4:04

And another:

My pickle looked like that after a weekend in Vegas. I don't think any Christians were involved.
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