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The great retard holocaust... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:21 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

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I don't get it, why is this funny? Confused




This is a cut-scene from Indiana Porn-Star X and a whooore comes running out one of the doors with a wad of her pimp's money triggering the "trap" and the pimp is the one that gets squashed by that ginormous huge boulder with his pants down... that's the funny part.

It's like that famous indiana jones temple scene, only this is in a hotel hallway with a funky disco-spongy-floating-ginormous man-crushing rock-thing.

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The great retard holocaust... Crying or Very sad


Here's another great pic from the page Laughing


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How the fuck is France only 6th?!
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Indeed.
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*sigh* Looks like that picture is from one of those fucking retarded fake crashes they have at high schools before prom or homecoming to scare kids from drunk driving. Sooooo fucking stupid.
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*sigh* Looks like that picture is from one of those fucking retarded fake crashes they have at high schools before prom or homecoming to scare kids from drunk driving. Sooooo fucking stupid.


You're disappointed it's not real?
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*sigh* Looks like that picture is from one of those fucking retarded fake crashes they have at high schools before prom or homecoming to scare kids from drunk driving. Sooooo fucking stupid.


You're disappointed it's not real?


I am, she could have become the next hitler.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:56 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Of course no, although I had to think about it for a second Wink

Just reminded of how lame those fake crashes scenes are. They did something like that when I was in high school and to me, it was kind of like an assembly/school spirit rally thingie: An utter and complete waste of time. Not that the majority of my time in teenage daycare [high] school was spent any better. One giant fuckall waste of time.

Ok, I take that back, I learned the art of bullshitting my way through things in high school. Getting a passing grade without actually doing any work. That's an important skill to learn and I think its a prerequisite for success in the adult world.
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joshuas3521 wrote:
Aridiris wrote:
jkorath wrote:
*sigh* Looks like that picture is from one of those fucking retarded fake crashes they have at high schools before prom or homecoming to scare kids from drunk driving. Sooooo fucking stupid.


You're disappointed it's not real?


I am, she could have become the next hitler.


True. It's why I support abortion.
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