Blonde Mortician

baddogma · Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:06 am Post subject: Blonde Mortician

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary

wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how

she would like the body dressed. She points out that the

man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her

husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in

a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank check

and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my

husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her

delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue

suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him

perfectly.

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very

satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful.

How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the

blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that

exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You

see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was

brought in sho rtly after you left yesterday, and he was

wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she

minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead,

and she said it made no difference as long as he looked

nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'
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HxC · Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:27 am Post subject:

haha
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Moloth · Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:53 am Post subject:

...stealing this for a mortician buddy of mine..
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