Evil joke

Ivan_Ivanov · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:11 am Post subject: Evil joke

Hans, an officer in a German concentration camp, one day ordered the prisoners to be rounded up in the middle of the camp.
"Right, everyone grab a shovel! I want to see a bloody big pit over here within an hour!"

An hour passed, and the prisoners have dug a quite impressive pit.
Hans points to one of them and says:
"You! Extend your right leg forwards, and your left hand sidewards! Jump!"
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr gggghhhh!!"
"You! Left leg forwards, right hand over your head! Jump!"
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr gggghhhh!!"

A soldier runs towards Hans.
"Hans! Hans! The captain wishes to see you!"
"Not now, I'm playing Tetris!"
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It is as though your species' brain is too small to hold a simple thought such as, WE WILL KILL YOU FOR DISOBEYING!
This is not a complex idea.

CET · Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:54 pm Post subject:

*groan*
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