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Juno22
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If god showed me a sign I'd go straight to the loony bin.
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Basilosaur
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:09 am Post subject: |
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| What do you mean by a "sign"? Winning the lottery? |
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Hugga_Bear
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I'd celebrate, then get confused and ask which one.
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josephpalazzo
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:48 am Post subject: |
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| Juno22 wrote: | | If god showed me a sign I'd go straight to the loony bin. |
Not even a "nice to meet you"... tst,tst... |
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aitm
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:53 am Post subject: |
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The only sign that I could consider from god is if Jessica Alba showed, showed my her tits and said " I am for you to use as you wish, after that I go to HBA"
I figger I got about as much change of that happening.
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The reality is: The majority of Christians are, because they have never read the Bible, whereas the majority of Atheists are, because they have. tjb |
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josephpalazzo
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:04 am Post subject: |
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| aitm wrote: | The only sign that I could consider from god is if Jessica Alba showed, showed my her tits and said " I am for you to use as you wish, after that I go to HBA"
I figger I got about as much change of that happening. |
Talking about low standards... In my case, I want $25 millions to magically appear in my bank account. With that money, I figure I can get 10 Jessica Albas... okay maybe not 10, but at least 6... |
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F*ck dis Sh*t
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:32 am Post subject: |
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| kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
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why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
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Shiranu
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:39 am Post subject: |
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| F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
Why would any one fuck your mom, have you seen her high school pictures?
*shudder*
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SpecterOpacus
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:43 am Post subject: |
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| F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
You're also not a supposed omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent deity.
Dipshit.
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F*ck dis Sh*t
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:49 am Post subject: |
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| SpecterOpacus wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
You're also not a supposed omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent deity.
Dipshit. |
if you want someone to perform tricks for you, buy some circus tickets. i bet then you will feel at home and forget all about your twisted ass concept of everyone even God owing you anything. |
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Shiranu
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:50 am Post subject: |
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| F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | SpecterOpacus wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
You're also not a supposed omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent deity.
Dipshit. |
if you want someone to perform tricks for you, buy some circus tickets. i bet then you will feel at home and forget all about your twisted ass concept of everyone even God owing you anything. |
Why is there not a troll rule agian?
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"We dont know if we each have a destiny, or if we all are just floatin round accidental like on a breeze... but I think maybe its both...maybe both is happening at the same time." - Forrest Gump
"And when our children fight our wars, while we sit back just keeping score, Were teaching murder not understanding now...
We're setting the fires to light the way, We're burning it all to begin again, With hope in our hearts and bricks in our hands, We sing for change." - Rise Against |
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F*ck dis Sh*t
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:51 am Post subject: |
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| Shiranu wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
Why would any one fuck your mom, have you seen her high school pictures?
*shudder* |
you clever son of a bitch. |
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Shiranu
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:52 am Post subject: |
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| F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | Shiranu wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
Why would any one fuck your mom, have you seen her high school pictures?
*shudder* |
you clever son of a bitch. |
Oh, I know.
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"We dont know if we each have a destiny, or if we all are just floatin round accidental like on a breeze... but I think maybe its both...maybe both is happening at the same time." - Forrest Gump
"And when our children fight our wars, while we sit back just keeping score, Were teaching murder not understanding now...
We're setting the fires to light the way, We're burning it all to begin again, With hope in our hearts and bricks in our hands, We sing for change." - Rise Against |
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F*ck dis Sh*t
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:53 am Post subject: |
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| Shiranu wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | SpecterOpacus wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
You're also not a supposed omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent deity.
Dipshit. |
if you want someone to perform tricks for you, buy some circus tickets. i bet then you will feel at home and forget all about your twisted ass concept of everyone even God owing you anything. |
Why is there not a troll rule agian? |
i bet i am taller than you and prolly look better as well. |
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F*ck dis Sh*t
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:54 am Post subject: |
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| i like how everyone comes to the rescue like some sort of brother hood. congratulation you two for being the top rejects. |
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