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hillbillyatheist
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| I can't wait until they update their blog. I want to see what they have to say, now that their leader is gonna be in prison for 10 years. |
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| Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Jeff,
Lying for Jesus does not make one a good Christian. Hovind lies about science and lies about his taxes. Not a good combination.
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Paul encourages people to evangelize and even lie if necessary. Lie for Jeeeeezus!
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| Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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Eyedunno,
I stared at your post way too long reflecting on how @##@!$ hilarious that was. Well done, sir. |
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| Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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Indeed Eyedunno, well played sir.  |
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Valis
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| Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:09 am Post subject: |
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| CET wrote: | | Martyr wrote: | Prior to his sentencing, a tearful Kent Hovind, also known as "Dr. Dino" asked for the court’s leniency.
“If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach,” Hovind said. |
I don't wanna go to jail, I wanna not pay over 3/4 of a million dollars worth of taxes and get away with it!  |
I love how he says that other people will pay... 'CAUSE HE SURE THE FUCK AIN'T! It's kinda like when George Carlin said, "If God is real, may he strike... this audience dead."
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Eyedunno
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| Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:56 am Post subject: |
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| Mr_C wrote: | Eyedunno,
I stared at your post way too long reflecting on how @##@!$ hilarious that was. Well done, sir. |
| Nimitz wrote: | | Indeed Eyedunno, well played sir. |
Weird. I try so hard to make funny posts, yet I only get comments when I make a spur-of-the-moment post that rips off a minor YouTube meme.
Noted. |
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CET
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| Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:19 am Post subject: |
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| Valis wrote: | | I love how he says that other people will pay... 'CAUSE HE SURE THE FUCK AIN'T! It's kinda like when George Carlin said, "If God is real, may he strike... this audience dead." |
Yeah, no skin off of his nose. 
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Sal1981
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| Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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nvm, I'm slow.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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I seriously doubt he'll learn much of anything at all. He'll probably be put someplace where he can play tennis every day, etc., I think it's called "Club Fed".
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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Personally, I'm sure he won't learn anything. People rarely do. He'll just wallow in his martyrdom...
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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| rickcopeland648 wrote: | | Personally, I'm sure he won't learn anything. People rarely do. He'll just wallow in his martyrdom... |
I wonder what nickname Bubba will give him... |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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We should put together a care package for Dr. Dino. I'll donate "soap on a rope".   |
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CET
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Nimitz wrote: | | We should put together a care package for Dr. Dino. I'll donate "soap on a rope". |
I'll donate powdered soap, it'll take him longer to pick it up. 
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| Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:29 am Post subject: |
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What's up with all this talk about soap?
Cleanliness is next to ......
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| Mr_C wrote: | | rickcopeland648 wrote: | | Personally, I'm sure he won't learn anything. People rarely do. He'll just wallow in his martyrdom... |
I wonder what nickname Bubba will give him... |
Maybe Ritchie Cunningham?
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