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Juno22
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If god showed me a sign I'd go straight to the loony bin.
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Basilosaur
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:09 am Post subject: |
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| What do you mean by a "sign"? Winning the lottery? |
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Hugga_Bear
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:22 am Post subject: |
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I'd celebrate, then get confused and ask which one.
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josephpalazzo
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:48 am Post subject: |
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| Juno22 wrote: | | If god showed me a sign I'd go straight to the loony bin. |
Not even a "nice to meet you"... tst,tst... |
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aitm
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The only sign that I could consider from god is if Jessica Alba showed, showed my her tits and said " I am for you to use as you wish, after that I go to HBA"
I figger I got about as much change of that happening.
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josephpalazzo
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:04 am Post subject: |
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| aitm wrote: | The only sign that I could consider from god is if Jessica Alba showed, showed my her tits and said " I am for you to use as you wish, after that I go to HBA"
I figger I got about as much change of that happening. |
Talking about low standards... In my case, I want $25 millions to magically appear in my bank account. With that money, I figure I can get 10 Jessica Albas... okay maybe not 10, but at least 6... |
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F*ck dis Sh*t
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| kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
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why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
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Shiranu
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:39 am Post subject: |
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| F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
Why would any one fuck your mom, have you seen her high school pictures?
*shudder*
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SpecterOpacus
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| F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
You're also not a supposed omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent deity.
Dipshit.
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F*ck dis Sh*t
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:49 am Post subject: |
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| SpecterOpacus wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
You're also not a supposed omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent deity.
Dipshit. |
if you want someone to perform tricks for you, buy some circus tickets. i bet then you will feel at home and forget all about your twisted ass concept of everyone even God owing you anything. |
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Shiranu
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| F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | SpecterOpacus wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
You're also not a supposed omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent deity.
Dipshit. |
if you want someone to perform tricks for you, buy some circus tickets. i bet then you will feel at home and forget all about your twisted ass concept of everyone even God owing you anything. |
Why is there not a troll rule agian?
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F*ck dis Sh*t
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:51 am Post subject: |
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| Shiranu wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
Why would any one fuck your mom, have you seen her high school pictures?
*shudder* |
you clever son of a bitch. |
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Shiranu
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| F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | Shiranu wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
Why would any one fuck your mom, have you seen her high school pictures?
*shudder* |
you clever son of a bitch. |
Oh, I know.
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I support the Ejército Zapatista de Liberación Nacional (Zapatista Army of National Liberation), EZLN - "ˇYa Basta!" ("Enough is Enough!").
"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless — boys and women — and I am neither one." -Greek saying |
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F*ck dis Sh*t
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:53 am Post subject: |
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| Shiranu wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | SpecterOpacus wrote: | | F*ck dis Sh*t wrote: | | kmisho wrote: | Dear God,
Put up or shut up.
Amen |
why would God show you a sign? i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and i wouldn't shit on a slice of bread if you were starving. so what makes you show special, this aint a fucking talent show. |
You're also not a supposed omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent deity.
Dipshit. |
if you want someone to perform tricks for you, buy some circus tickets. i bet then you will feel at home and forget all about your twisted ass concept of everyone even God owing you anything. |
Why is there not a troll rule agian? |
i bet i am taller than you and prolly look better as well. |
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F*ck dis Sh*t
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:54 am Post subject: |
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| i like how everyone comes to the rescue like some sort of brother hood. congratulation you two for being the top rejects. |
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