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Pizzle Forum Plebian


Joined: 09 Jul 2007 Posts: 147 Local time: 3:58 PM Location: Ft. Walton Beach, Fl
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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1. I'm a self taught guitar and piano player
2. I've been a video game addict for 18 years
3. I was born in the Phillippines.
4. I'm half-black and fillipino and married to a white woman
5. I have 3 year old twins, one boy and one girl
6. I'm an orthopedic and surgical technician in the Air Force
7. I've never thrown up from drinking too much in the United States (Turkey and Honduras)
8. If my knees would let me, I would play full court basketball for 6 hours every day
9. I have 3 tattoos, a panther on my left upper arm, a Gargoyle on the right upper arm, and a Gemini symbol in the middle of my back. Getting 3 more at the end of the year
10. Up until 3 years ago, I witnessed at least one person die every year for 9 years. _________________ -Michael
http://pizzlesplace.blogspot.com/
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JBCuzISaidSo Jaded Humanist

Joined: 22 Feb 2008 Posts: 2124 Local time: 3:58 PM Location: South Florida

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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Lazarus wrote: | This is cool
1. I am adopted yet bear considerable resemblance to my adoptive parents.
2. My only addiction is motorcycles. More like an obsession.
3. Was once a top athlete in track, cross country, downhill skiing, and hockey. Now I'm a fat-ass!
4. I have too many hobbies: Photography, SCUBA, crafting custom fishing rods, motorcycles, picture framing...
5. Have a love/hate relationship with my two Basenji's. They are one of the few dogs I am not allergic too and they are an incredibly old breed, but they can be extremely irritating at times! More here: http://webpages.charter.net/jsloukes/chili_salsa.html
6. I have had numerous "trophy" girlfriends but chose to marry for personality and character over looks and couldn't be happier.
7. I have one daughter, Samantha, more here: http://webpages.charter.net/jsloukes/samantha.html
8. My undergraduate research was on reef succession following a hurricane, in Cozumel, Mexico.
9. I am really getting in to wine, though I am an extreme neophyte.
10. I try to learn something new every day! |
Chili is absolutely my kinda dog, and your daughter is adorable!
I do hope, however, that you are not calling your wife ugly?  _________________
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Lazarus Forum Plebian


Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 139 Local time: 3:58 PM Location: Minnesota

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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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| JBCuzISaidSo wrote: | I do hope, however, that you are not calling your wife ugly?  | Absolutely not!
To put her into perspective; she has not worn makeup since our wedding in 2001, and has had the same earrings in her ears for the same amount of time. She is not exactly a "beauty queen" or "high maintenance" if you will. She is certainly not ugly, she has "natural beauty".  _________________ "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." - Seneca, the Younger |
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VinceNoir Nihilistic Tendencies

Joined: 19 Jun 2007 Posts: 542 Local time: 8:58 PM Location: UK

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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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1. I was born with a full head of hair which fell out within a few weeks.
2. I have never had a birthday party.
3. I have 2 Giant African land snails called Hitler and Dave.
4. I laugh at inappropriate occasions, funerals are the worst.
5. I was once an altar boy at a Catholic church.
6. I am a self-obsessed narcist and can't help looking in mirrors/polished surfaces.
7. I'm a bit of a hedonist, a skinny one.
8. I have been arrested 3 times.
9. I have to be taken to special room to be searched when travelling by plane.
10. I'm going to Portugal on the 5th May for a well-deserved two week holiday. _________________ Kindly stick your Quran/Bible/Torah up your holier-than-thou arsehole you square. |
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Citizen X Forum Plebian


Joined: 13 Dec 2006 Posts: 185 Local time: 3:58 PM Location: Indiana
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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1. I am a Star Wars and a Lego fanatic, and I have every Star Wars Lego set except for the Death Star
2. I signed up to join the Marines before my senior year of high school. During my senior year, I found Jesus AND became a pacifist (not my best moment). I got out of going to the Marines, but in order to do so, I had to appear before some kind of military board that scared the living shit out of me.
3. I was divorced 11 years ago, and as the husband, went against the odds in Indiana by acquiring the house, the car, and custody of our son.
4. I have only had sex with one woman in my life.
5. I have been playing the piano since I was 6. I've been writing my own music for decades, but rarely allow anyone else to listen to my music (insecurity issues).
6. I played the violin for 6 years in the school orchestra (haven't picked one up to mess around with for more than 10 years), and I have been teaching myself how to play the guitar and drums.
7. I am a politician who hates politics. I ran on the Republican ticket in one of the most religious areas that I know of. The political office that I hold is really an office that should be appointed since so much technical expertise is needed in order to manage the office correctly. But then again, why would we actually require qualified people to hold a government office?
8. I am an avid reader of non-fiction. My living room looks like a library.
9. I love rollercoasters and thrill rides. Cedar Point is the best!
10. I love to travel, and have taken a very big interest in the Lake Superior region. Last year, I visited the south and east side of Superior, and this summer, I'm taking a trip around the north side of Superior, as far west as Thunder Bay. I've been hearing a lot about the boundary waters, so I'm planning a trip in 2009 or 2010 for a 2 -3 week excursion.
Also, I hate the summer and hot weather in general. Anything over 60 degrees sucks. I prefer the temperature to be in the 30 to 50 degree range. _________________ He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line
He made a virus that would kill off all the swine
His perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain
Demands devotion, atrocities done in his name |
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aitm using the thinker thingy

Joined: 06 Jan 2008 Posts: 1208 Local time: 3:58 PM Location: Melbourne, Fl

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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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1) I am a Jeopardy junkie and am quite confident I can kick anyones ass at it.
2)One of my anscestors was one of the first englishmen to die at Jamestown, I am related to Abe Lincolns wife.
3) I no longer have the right index finger I was born with. ( it annoyed me one night while on PCP)
4) I play trumpet and double french horn and am determined to play "moonlight sonata" on the piano before I die.
5) I have read the entire Funk and Wagnall encylopedia
6) I can fly small planes but do not have a license.
7) I have had three company owners tell me I was gods answer to their prayers. Really!
I love dogs and for some reason they love me. I will consider your punishment if you slap my daughter, slap my dog and you die.
9) I have saved three lives, had a person die on my lap. put a man in prison and fought to get one out.(successfully)
10) People never like me when they first meet me. I have more friends than any human I have ever met. _________________ Its not that I question so much whether a god created man, but that he would admit it.- Thomas Brumfield
psst, theres a vagina on your bumper!
Knowledge: The cure for religion.
The reality is: The majority of Christians are, because they have never read the Bible, whereas the majority of Atheists are, because they have. tjb |
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monkeybyte Forum Master


Joined: 04 Jan 2004 Posts: 3490 Local time: 6:58 AM Location: At E's place for tea.
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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1.had a metal shard imbedded in my eye once (no, it didn't blind me)
2. was diagnosed with adult ADHD at the tender age of thirty six.
3. read too many goddamn comic books (mostly small press), so I only read about 15 'real' books a year.
4. I'm a self taught, garage sale/thrift store antiquarian-my finds include a samurai sword from 1550 and a Korean tea pot from the 10th century.
5. Haven't had a home game system since 1984. (I sponge off my friends when I wanna GTA or somethin' else)
6. Will bitch about a $10 movie ticket but will fork over $3-5 for some small press rag without a peep.
7. would like to work professionally as some sort media arteest-just don't ask me to work with 3D software 'cuz I suck.
8. Luvs the Hall'o'ween.
9. Luv's the dogs an' cats (allergic).
10. Gots damaged disks in the cervical and lumbar sections of my spine. _________________ "Setting people on fire is wrong." -Todd "Squee" Casil. |
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Wander Forum Leader


Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 540 Local time: 3:58 PM Location: The Island of Koridai

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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Moloth wrote: | | Vern Troyer... is that you? |
Not quite, but I am seriously underweight. Not anorexia or bulemia or anything, and there are no health concerns, but I do weigh less than most people my age. _________________ Regarding creationists: Aren't these the same people who gave us alchemy and astrology, and who told us the earth, besides being flat, was at the center of the universe? Why don't we just kill these fucking people? ~George Carlin |
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romans120 Moderator


Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Posts: 1991 Local time: 3:58 PM Location: mid-west
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:14 am Post subject: |
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[quote="aitm"] | Quote: | | 2)One of my anscestors was one of the first englishmen to die at Jamestown, I am related to Abe Lincolns wife. |
Oh Yeah well I'm the great great great nephew of the great American patriot Benedict Arnold ....well maybe I shouldn't be proud of that.
On a similar vein though my great great grandfather was the orphaned son of a European settler who was legally adopted into the Cordelillan Indian tribe. (I'm told a historically unique event) His name was Steve Liberty, there is a book about it in the Library somewhere. _________________ The Resident Theist
For what can be known about God is plain to them, because God has shown it to them. 20 For his invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world, in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse. Romans 1:19-20
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Shiranu WTF IS ME?!?!!!111!!

Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 3035 Local time: 3:58 PM Location: San Antonio, Texas

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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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Wander, wow... your school points match up with mine!  _________________ "I Cant Pass Up This Opportunity To Make Myself Observed, I Cant Pass Up This Opportunity To Let Myself Be Heard..." - Seether, Out Of My Way
"Hold me now I need to feel complete...Like I matter to the one I need...I'm so afraid of the gift you give me...I don't belong here and I'm not well. I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living, i'm right on the wrong side of it all...and I so ashamed of this...yes I am so ashamed of me" Seether - The Gift |
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caseagainstfaith God's gift to atheism

Joined: 20 Apr 2003 Posts: 3504 Local time: 8:58 PM Location: Houston, TX USA
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:01 am Post subject: |
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1. I like to play with my balls.
2. My mother was a donkey and my father was a penis.
3. I trained my dog to lick my balls.
4. I have discovered that penis enlargement pills do not work. Dammit.
5. I wish everyone was dead.
6. Except for myself.
7. Ah, fuckit, including myself.
8. I also tried to teach my cat to lick my balls. Goddam, those claws hurt!
9. My third lobotamy is finally starting to work.
10. I think my roommate is gay. His dick always tastes like shit. _________________ Please visit my site at www.caseagainstfaith.com featuring critiques of Lee Strobel and other apologetics
Check out my InfidelGuy interviews, tapes 117 and 269 |
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_Sangue_ Visitor


Joined: 02 May 2008 Posts: 2 Local time: 8:58 PM Location: Italy

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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ok, let's see
1. I started smoking when I was 11 (so it has been for... wow, 7 years °_°)
2. I HATE both Democrats and Populars (Italian Populars are sort of Us Republicans or English Conservatives) but I love general politics.
3. When I told my mother I was an atheist, she almost had a heart attack. When I told my mother I was gay, she had a heart attack XD
4. My mother often uses a deck of tarots to predict the future, so I know quite well the "meaning" of all the cards.
5. My big brother died while workin in a steel mill
6. My hair seems like natural afro, so I have to keep it short
7. I dreamed to become a songwriter when I was a child: my hero is Fabrizio De Andrč, a famous italian songwriter of the '60s and '70s. The fact is that I have an horrible voice XD... Anyway I'm qite good at playing the guitar
8. When I had to take my first (and only) communion I ran out of the church because the priest wanted me to drink wine in a dusty, dirty goblet. And almost 50 other children had already drunk it in the SAME goblet XD
9. My nickname "Sangue" (means "Blood") comes from the fact that I love the taste of my blood, still I'm too scared to feel the pain, so I do not hurt myself -I'm not emo -
10. I had to change 4 scooter since now, because I have little or big accident almost every week  _________________ Ho preso l'abitudine, quando sono in libreria, di spostare le Bibbie nello scaffale Fantasy. |
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Lazarus Forum Plebian


Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 139 Local time: 3:58 PM Location: Minnesota

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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| _Sangue_ wrote: | ok, let's see
1. I started smoking when I was 11 (so it has been for... wow, 7 years °_°)
2. I HATE both Democrats and Populars (Italian Populars are sort of Us Republicans or English Conservatives) but I love general politics.
3. When I told my mother I was an atheist, she almost had a heart attack. When I told my mother I was gay, she had a heart attack XD
4. My mother often uses a deck of tarots to predict the future, so I know quite well the "meaning" of all the cards.
5. My big brother died while workin in a steel mill
6. My hair seems like natural afro, so I have to keep it short
7. I dreamed to become a songwriter when I was a child: my hero is Fabrizio De Andrč, a famous italian songwriter of the '60s and '70s. The fact is that I have an horrible voice XD... Anyway I'm qite good at playing the guitar
8. When I had to take my first (and only) communion I ran out of the church because the priest wanted me to drink wine in a dusty, dirty goblet. And almost 50 other children had already drunk it in the SAME goblet XD
9. My nickname "Sangue" (means "Blood") comes from the fact that I love the taste of my blood, still I'm too scared to feel the pain, so I do not hurt myself -I'm not emo -
10. I had to change 4 scooter since now, because I have little or big accident almost every week  | But how do you feel about Ducati's?  _________________ "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." - Seneca, the Younger |
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Raskolnikov The Axe Murderer

Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 1887 Local time: 1:58 PM Location: Las Vegas

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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:43 am Post subject: |
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1) Favorite author is John Steinbeck
2) I would take a cheeseburger over a steak any night
3) Sushi is proof of a benevolent god
4) I LOVE chubby chicks
5) I've had Yellow Fever since birth
6) I am half mexican but I hate spicy food
7) I play World of Warcraft 4-5 hours a day on weeekdays and 6-9 hours a day on weekends
I am banned from all Target stores for trying to steal the first season box set of Frasier (the theft was justified because I was trying to create competition!)
9) I abslutely LOVE manga
10) When I was 12 I was ranked #2 in the Pokemon Trading Card Game Las Vegas League _________________ "Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, underwhich weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God, for if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear."
-Thomas Jefferson
"The future is not set in stone. The future is what you make it. So make it a good one!"
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Nimitz Guest
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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1)I was born feet first. I came into this world differently than most and I stayed different!
2)I'm a sci-fi nerd. Do you have the U.S.S. Enterprise tattooed on your body? No you don't! So don't brag about your Star Wars action figure collection to me.
3)I still look like my baby pictures, cute.
4)I stood on Darwins grave. (and unlike Philosophos, I remember it)
5)Listening to the Doors L.A. Woman CD while driving down the highway at night will be the death of me I'm sure. It always makes me speed.
6)I once drove the worlds largest warship ever built, a nuclear powered aircraft carrier, even though I wasn't suppose to. (and you thought it was cool when you swiped your moms keys to the minivan and didn't get caught. PFFT!)
7)I owned a Harley before I owned a car.
8.)I've lived in the south for more than 25 years, but I'm still a damn yankee.
9)I hunt and fish.
10)I understand what it is to have faith. I'm a lifelong Chicago Cubs fan! Go Cubbies! |
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