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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:26 pm    Post subject: Prank Call Jewish Family Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

A prank call from a radio station to Jewish parents about their daughter getting involved with an Italian.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:33 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

"Italian men are bigger in the pants" Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:57 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

ChrissyFos wrote:
"Italian men are bigger in the pants" Laughing


Yeah, but they use it on each other Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:12 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

ROFL. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:10 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

kmisho wrote:
ChrissyFos wrote:
"Italian men are bigger in the pants" Laughing


Yeah, but they use it on each other Shocked


And in the spaghetti.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:28 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

ChrissyFos wrote:
kmisho wrote:
ChrissyFos wrote:
"Italian men are bigger in the pants" Laughing


Yeah, but they use it on each other Shocked


And in the spaghetti.



welp... so much for heading to Armando's for dinner tonight. Neutral
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Moloth wrote:
ChrissyFos wrote:
kmisho wrote:
ChrissyFos wrote:
"Italian men are bigger in the pants" Laughing


Yeah, but they use it on each other Shocked


And in the spaghetti.



welp... so much for heading to Armando's for dinner tonight. Neutral


Is Armando some hot Italian boyfriend of yours?

Plus, Italian food has way too many carbs. You'll spoil your diet...unless you plan on just eating the Italian sausage straight up?
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:34 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

ChrissyFos wrote:
Moloth wrote:
ChrissyFos wrote:
kmisho wrote:
ChrissyFos wrote:
"Italian men are bigger in the pants" Laughing


Yeah, but they use it on each other Shocked


And in the spaghetti.



welp... so much for heading to Armando's for dinner tonight. Neutral


Is Armando some hot Italian boyfriend of yours?

Plus, Italian food has way too many carbs. You'll spoil your diet...unless you plan on just eating the Italian sausage straight up?


aw, goddammit!... Gives thy a finger lol..

There's a joke in here somewhere about me giving you some "Irish cream", but dammit if i can't seem to pull it together...

i've cut out my beloved Cream Soda AND my beloved pasta from my diet.. so.. you're right. Sad
no sugar. far fewer carbs.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:01 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

I'd laugh if that wasn't such a horrible display of bigotry.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:59 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

Moloth wrote:
There's a joke in here somewhere about me giving you some "Irish cream", but dammit if i can't seem to pull it together...


That's okay, Moloth. That kind of thing happens all the time.

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i've cut out my beloved Cream Soda AND my beloved pasta from my diet.. so.. you're right. :(no sugar. far fewer carbs.


There's a really good low carb pasta out there called Dream Fields. The box says it only has 5 net carbs, but I don't know if I believe that. My keto results are always much lower after I've eaten it. Here's their website: http://www.dreamfieldsfoods.com/ I'm still waiting for my low carb potato! Sad
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:04 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

ChrissyFos wrote:
Moloth wrote:
There's a joke in here somewhere about me giving you some "Irish cream", but dammit if i can't seem to pull it together...


That's okay, Moloth. That kind of thing happens all the time.


look, i've had a lot of stress at work lately and i'm really tired... aw, c'mon, where you goin', baby?

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i've cut out my beloved Cream Soda AND my beloved pasta from my diet.. so.. you're right. :(no sugar. far fewer carbs.


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There's a really good low carb pasta out there called Dream Fields. The box says it only has 5 net carbs, but I don't know if I believe that. My keto results are always much lower after I've eaten it. Here's their website: http://www.dreamfieldsfoods.com/ I'm still waiting for my low carb potato! Sad


""How does Dreamfields make its pasta lower in carbohydrates?
Dreamfields Pasta is lower in digestible carbohydrates. What that means is that while the total number of carbohydrates is the same as typical pasta, our unique blend of dietary fibers and proteins protects all but about 5 grams of these carbohydrates from being digested. These protected, or "controlled," carbohydrates pass to the colon where they provide the health benefits of dietary fiber. ""

interesting...
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