How to hug a baby.

munky99999 · Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:48 pm Post subject: How to hug a baby.

Instructions for properly hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a baby.

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you
smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed
a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.

**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw
slide' easier.

4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.

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joshuas3521 · Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:52 pm Post subject:

I was expecting a pedophile joke Laughing

eximius · Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject:

I was expecting a baby eating joke. They're popular here Razz

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munky99999 · Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:14 pm Post subject:

SvZurich · Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:48 am Post subject:

Tender and tasty, we love babies here!
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Wander · Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject:

Mmm, baked fetus!
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CET · Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject:

@ "Flatten the baby"
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