Jesus on the Cross

Chris Johnston · Intern Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 51 Local time: 4:00 AM

Christians tell these in a whisper.

Jesus is on the cross. A few of his apostles are at the base of the hill. Jesus murmers, "John...John..."

John leaps to his feet, "My Lord needs me! I'm coming, Lord!" But he cannot pass the Centurion who threatens to kill him. John sidesteps, and the Roman hacks off his left leg.

Lying there in brain-burning pain, John hears again, "John...John..." With that he begins crawling up the hill, whereupon the Roman takes off his right arm. Near death, he hears that plaintive call, "John...John..." With a herculean effort, John hauls himself to the base of the cross, and says, "Here am I, Lord. What is it?"

Jesus raises his head and says, brightly, "I can see your house from here!"

Jesus walks into an inn, throws 4 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?" (I apologize for repeating this one)

Jesus walks into a shoe store, throws 4 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you show me something in a pump? These spikes are killing me!

What were Jesus real last words on the cross? "God, what a way to spend Easter vacation!"
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