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munky99999
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| Wander wrote: | | All southern atheists within a few hours of Kansas, I say we gather to picket Freddie's funeral when he finally kicks it - it can't be too far away. Remember, Darwin Hates Bigots. |
I dont think it's going to be atheists there... atheists typically like the westboro church guys. Well not in the sense that they are batshit insane fuckheads... but really they represent real christianity. When phelps dies... you are going to see oh so many people there picketing with God hates Fred Phelps signs.
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So perhaps picketing his church with signs saying, "True Christianity Inside!" "Phelps is Godly!" Or whatever great slogans can be derived. Phelps also has a sign that looks like one of those school crossing signs showing gay sex. We should get a photo of Fred for the guy behind, and one of his daughters for the front...
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| ShaSha wrote: | | jkorath wrote: | | Has anyone tried picketing the picketers? Perhaps take gay porn pictures and put a cut out of Mr. Phelp's face in place of the pornstar's face? Posters (properly censored/blurred) of Mr. Phelp's receiving a gay golden shower perhaps? Might not accomplish anything, but might be fun. |
Your idea does sound fun. I am surprised that more people haven't united to have "fun" at them. Michael Moore shut them down twice with a very "fun" idea. For those who haven't seen the video (even if you have, it is fun all over after a couple of years) watch this. http://www.glumbert.com/media/moore
Jezzica, all of us are FAGS according to Phelps if we accept or approve of homosexuality even if we ourselves aren't gay. So the actor would be a FAG under that umbrella because he acted the role of one. |
That reminds me of a bit from his tv show years ago where he takes on racists in the same way. My memory is a bit hazy but this is what I seem to remember: Him and a large group of black female gospel singers arrive at some neo-nazi white separatist enclave's border with signs that say things like, "We Love You Even Though You Hate Us" and start singing about love, acceptance and forgiveness with HUGE smiles on their faces. It was brilliant. The guys manning the border were completely humiliated.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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All in favor of a revival of the Sodomobile should Fred kick the bucket within the next few years, HAND RAISE!
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Eyedunno
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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The idea of protesting Phred's funeral is totally unoriginal, and there's already gonna be hundreds of people picketing his funeral with "Fred in Hell" signs.
However, the idea of somehow having gay sex and lots of same-sex couples making out at his funeral is intriguing...
Better yet, sneak in in the middle of the night months after he's buried and shoot a gay porn scene ON his grave. That would be amazing. I have no interest in gay porn (about the only gay porn I've ever even seen is the stuff I saw when searching for something to Photoshop Ted Haggard with), and I'd still buy it. |
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| Eyedunno wrote: | | about the only gay porn I've ever even seen is the stuff I saw when searching for something to Photoshop Ted Haggard with |
Oh, out with it.
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| Wander wrote: | | Eyedunno wrote: | | about the only gay porn I've ever even seen is the stuff I saw when searching for something to Photoshop Ted Haggard with |
Oh, out with it. |
I also saw a video on Stile Project years ago where guys were sticking batteries in their urethras. :/ I'm sure I've also wandered upon a gay porn site at one point or another, just clicking links. But that certainly hasn't happened much. One thing about porn sites, if you're good at hunting down your personal tastes, you run into few sites that go too far outside those tastes, or at least that's my experience.
If you wanted the Haggard pic, here you go (NSFW):
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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Hey! I remember the battery-urethra video. That one just had to be fake though... (but maybe not!  )
I've accidentally run across my share of the gay porno before while browsing around. Er wait... sorry, i was thinking of all those "hetero" porns out there where the camera shows more of the guy's face, ass and cock than it does of the actual female 
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| jkorath wrote: | Hey! I remember the battery-urethra video. That one just had to be fake though... (but maybe not! )
I've accidentally run across my share of the gay porno before while browsing around. Er wait... sorry, i was thinking of all those "hetero" porns out there where the camera shows more of the guy's face, ass and cock than it does of the actual female |
Indeed. What the hell is up with that? One good thing about Japanese porn (for all its shortcomings - mosaic censorship, rape scenes, and ridiculous bukkake) is that those kinds of shots are thankfully quite rare. |
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| Eyedunno wrote: | | jkorath wrote: | Hey! I remember the battery-urethra video. That one just had to be fake though... (but maybe not! )
I've accidentally run across my share of the gay porno before while browsing around. Er wait... sorry, i was thinking of all those "hetero" porns out there where the camera shows more of the guy's face, ass and cock than it does of the actual female |
Indeed. What the hell is up with that? One good thing about Japanese porn (for all its shortcomings - mosaic censorship, rape scenes, and ridiculous bukkake) is that those kinds of shots are thankfully quite rare. |
'Tis true.
Ya know, i think the biggest reason why lesbian pornography is so popular is simply that the viewer doesn't have to stare at a guy's ass or balls for half an hour while trying to get a look at some T & A
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Eyedunno
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| jkorath wrote: | | Eyedunno wrote: | | jkorath wrote: | Hey! I remember the battery-urethra video. That one just had to be fake though... (but maybe not! )
I've accidentally run across my share of the gay porno before while browsing around. Er wait... sorry, i was thinking of all those "hetero" porns out there where the camera shows more of the guy's face, ass and cock than it does of the actual female |
Indeed. What the hell is up with that? One good thing about Japanese porn (for all its shortcomings - mosaic censorship, rape scenes, and ridiculous bukkake) is that those kinds of shots are thankfully quite rare. |
'Tis true.
Ya know, i think the biggest reason why lesbian pornography is so popular is simply that the viewer doesn't have to stare at a guy's ass or balls for half an hour while trying to get a look at some T & A |
Perhaps. I don't like lesbian porn either though. I wanna see plain-old fucking. My tastes in porn are thus rather narrow. Race or ethnicity are of little importance, but I don't care for anal, and I'll even skip past blowjobs usually, unless it's a brilliant performance.
Two girls making out is a turnon though.  |
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hah, it seems appropriate that we turn a thread about westboro baptist into a discussion about sex and pornography Dirty, naughty, SINFUL sex.
I don't care how good the performance is, blowjob videos are a complete turnoff for me. Maybe its just the completely idiotic expression on the girls face in every one i've ever seen, I don't know...
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Eyedunno
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| jkorath wrote: | | hah, it seems appropriate that we turn a thread about westboro baptist into a discussion about sex and pornography Dirty, naughty, SINFUL sex. |
Right. That and the fact that it takes attention away from those worthless cunts.
| jkorath wrote: | | I don't care how good the performance is, blowjob videos are a complete turnoff for me. Maybe its just the completely idiotic expression on the girls face in every one i've ever seen, I don't know... |
I've seen a few that were just amazing. I can't think of one big-name porn star who can give a blowjob performance that's erotic in the least though. Most really famous porn stars are pretty lame and boring in general, with the exception of Kobe Tai, who's just wild. |
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| Grr. Another doublepost, apparently. Apologies for the proxy server at work, which is the worst thing ever. |
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Two words: Ava Devine.
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