Stand up comedy: In print

Anubis · Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:33 am Post subject: Stand up comedy: In print

Does Santa visit Australia? I doubt it, think about it. Australia, in the wintertime is actually in its summertime.
Now it may be nighttime, but it still is warm over there. Now imagine an overweight guy in a thick, heavy, fur coat;
If the heat doesn't get to him, the PETA would shoot his large ass. Adding insult to injury, Santa is also wearing a hat that is similar to his coat (thick, heavy, furry) and very hairy where there is no hat or coat.

Now imagine this guy, in the middle of australia, in the summer.

Yes Virginia, Santa is dead.

Anubis · Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:38 pm Post subject:

So there is this fourm I go to, And in that fourm there is a guy who signs out all of his posts with "IC"/
Personally I find it silly to wright your user title every post, but I don't complain.
So one day he makes the most idiotic post ever, his supposed proof against evolution.
I attack it like a pack of dogs on a three-legged cat, then I get to the sign off.

Him: IC

Me: No you don't.

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