Joined: 04 Jan 2004 Posts: 3487 Local time: 1:36 PM Location: At E's place for tea.
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:51 pm Post subject:
Aw, c'mon! It practices psychiatry, that's lethal! And all that evil prescription medication-surely my dark Lord has use for this. _________________ "Setting people on fire is wrong." -Todd "Squee" Casil.
Joined: 02 Apr 2003 Posts: 12827 Local time: 7:36 PM Location: SoCal, USA
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:49 pm Post subject:
monkeybyte wrote:
Aw, c'mon! It practices psychiatry, that's lethal! And all that evil prescription medication-surely my dark Lord has use for this.
I vouched for you, Lord Xenu put it into production and you should have this mecha tomorrow morning! Be sure to tell us all how much fun you are having, reigning destruction upon Scientology, and welcome to Lord Xenu's Galactic Wog Armada! _________________ Namaste,
CET
Joined: 14 Dec 2007 Posts: 35 Local time: 10:36 PM Location: springfield,mo
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:03 pm Post subject:
i wish to join the battle in the name of lord xenu!
this is a personal desighn i had in mind and had a friend draw.
X.W.M.-1075 Cerebus Heavy Assault Mecha
Accommodation: pilot only, in fixed cockpit mounted into mecha frame
Head Height: 12.0 Meters
Weight: 100 tons
Sensor Systems: Head Camera; Multi wavelength Sensor System (200 meter effective range)
Targeting Systems: Onboard Computer, A.I. assisted; Neurojack system (for eletes only)
Construction: Reinforced Titanium Composite Alloy
Power Plant: Experemental Fusion Energy Battery (nearly unlimited Operational Time)
Propulsion System: Heavy Ion Drive
Flight Speed: 200 km/h
Maximum running speed: 20 km/h
Leap Distance: 2+ Meters
Safe Fall Distance: 10+ meters
Weapons:
1x X01-Ares Experemental Heavy Fission Cannon (turret)
2x Heavy Plasma-Cannons (arms)
2x Rotary Machine Rail-Cannons (right and left torso)
120x Short-Range High-Manuverability Widomaker anti-personell Rockets (right and left torso)
80x Medium-Range Hellburst Plasma Missiles (shoulders)
4x A.I. controlled Anti Personell lazer bit system (back)
[img]http://s273.photobucket.com/albums/jj233/darkevolution_x/?action=view¤t=Cerebus.jpg[/img] _________________ Legends never die, they come back more evil and aggressive than ever.
Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 22636 Local time: 7:36 PM Location: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject:
Force the people in your Mecca to BATHE. Basic sanitation should be enforced. _________________ Kimberly (HSBUH) aka
Baroness Sylvia von Zurich (the only Goldwater Conservative) endorses the Meadow Party's Bill and Opus for the 2012 Presidential election!
Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 540 Local time: 10:36 PM Location: The Island of Koridai
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:04 pm Post subject:
9666 hours in MSPaint. Jetpacks and arm cannons! _________________ Regarding creationists: Aren't these the same people who gave us alchemy and astrology, and who told us the earth, besides being flat, was at the center of the universe? Why don't we just kill these fucking people? ~George Carlin
Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 4896 Local time: 11:36 PM Location: Wilmington, DE
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:39 am Post subject:
Nimitz wrote:
I want one that shoots hellfire missles from a rotary launcher shaped like a large metal penis and testicles!
Like a scaled up version of this?:
_________________ "The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.' - George Carlin
"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Joined: 01 Feb 2006 Posts: 9230 Local time: 12:36 PM Location: Colorado
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:41 am Post subject:
Ophis wrote:
Laser is spelled with an S. It stands for Stimulated. You just took the American bastardisation of our language too far, unless you guys are all getting ztimulated now.
OPHIS!!!
Ok I promise to spell laser with an S if you promise to say schedule right. _________________ Join http://www.sefora.org/
Can omnicient god who knows the future find the omnipotence to change his future mind?
Joined: 02 Apr 2003 Posts: 12827 Local time: 7:36 PM Location: SoCal, USA
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:55 am Post subject:
baddogma wrote:
Ophis wrote:
Laser is spelled with an S. It stands for Stimulated. You just took the American bastardisation of our language too far, unless you guys are all getting ztimulated now.
OPHIS!!!
Ok I promise to spell laser with an S if you promise to say schedule right.
How about "herb"? Should he ignore the "h", or should he continue over-emphasizing it? _________________ Namaste,
CET
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