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| Will you join Lord Xenu in the fight against Scientology? |
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CET The Spiritual Atheist

Joined: 02 Apr 2003 Posts: 12827 Local time: 12:27 AM Location: SoCal, USA

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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:16 pm Post subject: Recruitment Alert! |
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I am recruiting volunteers for Xenu's Galactic Army! Join now to fight Scientologists around the galaxy! Join now and recieve a free mecha! Submit your designs here and I'll forward them to Xenu for immediate manufacturing. Here is a capture of the mecha that I have already recieved. I am happily reigning horror upon Scientology centers around San Diego. I'm also lining up visits to the Raelians, Mormons and Catholic churches.
 _________________ Namaste,
CET
The Spiritual Atheist
"Much of the suffering in the world comes from the delusion that we are separate from one another." - Gautama Buddha
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin |
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cheapsuprise disgraced, in exile.

Joined: 25 Apr 2004 Posts: 7222 Local time: 12:27 AM Location: Next door.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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Here's mine.
 _________________ "-- Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than
feared or feared than loved? It may be answered that one should wish to
be both, but, because it is difficult to unite them in one person, it
is much safer to be feared than loved, when, of the two, either must be
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Ophis Royal Citizen


Joined: 15 Feb 2006 Posts: 470 Local time: 9:27 AM Location: Manchester, UK
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Laser is spelled with an S. It stands for Stimulated. You just took the American bastardisation of our language too far, unless you guys are all getting ztimulated now. |
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Moloth Coin Operated Boy

Joined: 27 Aug 2003 Posts: 23062 Local time: 3:27 AM Location: Warner Robins, GA

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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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yeah, but... 'lazer' LOOKS so much cooler! _________________ -=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
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Mr_C Reckoner

Joined: 26 Jun 2006 Posts: 6546 Local time: 1:27 AM Location: Pale Blue Dot

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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
lol, I did a science project on them in grade school and haven't forgotten that since  _________________ "If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits?"
Carl Sagan
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Summary: Just play nice, mmkay? |
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not_a_theist Forum Texan

Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Posts: 2040 Local time: 2:27 AM Location: H-town

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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Ophis wrote: | | Laser is spelled with an S. It stands for Stimulated. You just took the American bastardisation of our language too far, unless you guys are all getting ztimulated now. |
what...its not like its named after your country or anything...o wait...damn
well damn you and your funky spellings of labour, favour, metre, arse, and whatever else yall spell weird. _________________ A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged.
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Anubis Resident Deity

Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 2422 Local time: 12:27 AM
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Ophis wrote: | | Laser is spelled with an S. It stands for Stimulated. You just took the American bastardisation of our language too far, unless you guys are all getting ztimulated now. |
If I remember correctly, Cheap has a minor case of dyslexia. |
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transientangent Forum Leader


Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 1638 Local time: 6:27 PM
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Anubis wrote: | | Ophis wrote: | | Laser is spelled with an S. It stands for Stimulated. You just took the American bastardisation of our language too far, unless you guys are all getting ztimulated now. |
If I remember correctly, Cheap has a minor case of dyslexia. |
Dyslexia aside, it's funnier to spell it "lazer", though the proper sound effects of "pew pew" should also be included.  |
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CET The Spiritual Atheist

Joined: 02 Apr 2003 Posts: 12827 Local time: 12:27 AM Location: SoCal, USA

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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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| cheapsuprise wrote: | Here's mine.
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That's a sweet mecha, Lord Xenu has the plans and has already put it into production. Follow up in about a week after you recieve your mecha and tell us how much you are enjoying it and how you are enjoying it. _________________ Namaste,
CET
The Spiritual Atheist
"Much of the suffering in the world comes from the delusion that we are separate from one another." - Gautama Buddha
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." - George Carlin |
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Moloth Coin Operated Boy

Joined: 27 Aug 2003 Posts: 23062 Local time: 3:27 AM Location: Warner Robins, GA

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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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Somebody call for a giant mecha?
 _________________ -=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
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Anubis Resident Deity

Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Posts: 2422 Local time: 12:27 AM
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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I join, I join.
I didn't design it, but I want it.
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CET The Spiritual Atheist

Joined: 02 Apr 2003 Posts: 12827 Local time: 12:27 AM Location: SoCal, USA

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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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Moloth, Anubis, your orders have been placed with the Lord Xenu, who thanks you for your volunteered services. You should recieve your mecha within days. When you recieve your mecha, please share stories of how you are putting them to good use. _________________ Namaste,
CET
The Spiritual Atheist
"Much of the suffering in the world comes from the delusion that we are separate from one another." - Gautama Buddha
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infidelguy Chief Administrator


Joined: 20 Feb 1999 Posts: 4802 Local time: 3:27 AM Location: Atlanta, GA
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Moloth Coin Operated Boy

Joined: 27 Aug 2003 Posts: 23062 Local time: 3:27 AM Location: Warner Robins, GA

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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:31 am Post subject: Re: :) |
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| infidelguy wrote: | I can't draw worth a crap anymore.. outta practice, but anyway.. here's my mech design. heh.
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aw, fuck yeah!
There's nothing cooler than having a gun AND a sword at the same time! _________________ -=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
www.Moloth.com
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rock Forum Master


Joined: 09 Aug 2005 Posts: 2003 Local time: 12:27 AM Location: WA

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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:27 am Post subject: |
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Bow before my mighty graphire pen! _________________ We got the wall of D.C. to remind us all
That you can't trust freedom
When it's not in your hands
When everybody's fightin'
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