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I know those 2 guys LOL. PO1 on the left and Master Seaman on the right.

The PO1 was kind enough to offer a hug around my neck one day because a private with me was extremely nervous around him.

True story.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:55 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

funny or sad? I haven't decided yet

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I just wanted to be the 5000th post for this thread.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:47 am    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote

A_Atheist_named_Christian wrote:
I just wanted to be the 5000th post for this thread.

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5002 :3


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Felix wrote:
funny or sad? I haven't decided yet


either way, i'm saving it
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Laughing I love inappropriate humor.

Reminds me of a sketch on Conan O'Brien years ago with the guy who would pop out after a joke like that, play metal riff and scream, "Inappropriate!"
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Laughing I love inappropriate humor.

Reminds me of a sketch on Conan O'Brien years ago with the guy who would pop out after a joke like that, play metal riff and scream, "Inappropriate!"

I love conans off the wall crazy humor bits. I hope he doesnt tone it down once he takes over for Leno in a couple of months, but I get a feeling he will (or the suits will make him).
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not_a_theist wrote:

I love conans off the wall crazy humor bits. I hope he doesnt tone it down once he takes over for Leno in a couple of months, but I get a feeling he will (or the suits will make him).



I've hardly seen any conan stuff in a few years. But I was watching almost every night from season 1 w/ Andy through pry 7. I should check out his show sometimes but I never remember.
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