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munky99999 Provisional moralist.

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 _________________ A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his fleshand drink his blood; while telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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bassmagic Forum Plebian


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munky99999 Provisional moralist.

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I know those 2 guys LOL. PO1 on the left and Master Seaman on the right.
The PO1 was kind enough to offer a hug around my neck one day because a private with me was extremely nervous around him.
True story. _________________ A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his fleshand drink his blood; while telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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Felix The Flying Humanist

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funny or sad? I haven't decided yet
 _________________ "Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward; for there you have been, there you long to return."
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A_Atheist_named_Christian Forum Master


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| I just wanted to be the 5000th post for this thread. |
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Mr_C Reckoner

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| A_Atheist_named_Christian wrote: | | I just wanted to be the 5000th post for this thread. |
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joshuas3521 Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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5002 :3
 _________________ "What I'm saying is, if God wanted to send us a message, and ancient writings were the only way he could think of doing it, he could have done a better job." --Carl Sagan
"In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." --Douglas Adams
In memory of George Carlin. May he rest in peace.
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HxC w00t

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| Felix wrote: | funny or sad? I haven't decided yet
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either way, i'm saving it |
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joshuas3521 Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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 _________________ "What I'm saying is, if God wanted to send us a message, and ancient writings were the only way he could think of doing it, he could have done a better job." --Carl Sagan
"In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." --Douglas Adams
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joshuas3521 Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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 _________________ "What I'm saying is, if God wanted to send us a message, and ancient writings were the only way he could think of doing it, he could have done a better job." --Carl Sagan
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joshuas3521 Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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 _________________ "What I'm saying is, if God wanted to send us a message, and ancient writings were the only way he could think of doing it, he could have done a better job." --Carl Sagan
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jaycorath Laziness Personified

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I love inappropriate humor.
Reminds me of a sketch on Conan O'Brien years ago with the guy who would pop out after a joke like that, play metal riff and scream, "Inappropriate!" _________________ "There's a new sheriff in town, and he's dedicated to fiscal discipline"
-Ari Fleischer, of Pres. Bush, 10/18/2002
"I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to" -George Carlin
Celebrant: Forgive us, Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying.
Congregation: And bare-faced flattery.
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not_a_theist Forum Texan

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| jaycorath wrote: |
I love inappropriate humor.
Reminds me of a sketch on Conan O'Brien years ago with the guy who would pop out after a joke like that, play metal riff and scream, "Inappropriate!" |
I love conans off the wall crazy humor bits. I hope he doesnt tone it down once he takes over for Leno in a couple of months, but I get a feeling he will (or the suits will make him). _________________ A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged.
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coloringzebras dude

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she said it:
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jaycorath Laziness Personified

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| not_a_theist wrote: |
I love conans off the wall crazy humor bits. I hope he doesnt tone it down once he takes over for Leno in a couple of months, but I get a feeling he will (or the suits will make him). |
I've hardly seen any conan stuff in a few years. But I was watching almost every night from season 1 w/ Andy through pry 7. I should check out his show sometimes but I never remember. _________________ "There's a new sheriff in town, and he's dedicated to fiscal discipline"
-Ari Fleischer, of Pres. Bush, 10/18/2002
"I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to" -George Carlin
Celebrant: Forgive us, Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying.
Congregation: And bare-faced flattery.
--Monty Python's The Meaning of Life |
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