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Kosh
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New page asshats
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ImRunninUDown!33
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| Quote: | | NOOOOOOO im destined to be stuck with an ugly bitch for the rest of my life! *Shoots self* |
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munky99999
Provisional moralist.
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| Shiranu wrote: | Shit...
...so how are musican/artist/drama/political peeps like myself supose to pick up chicks? I mean, I have looks + personality, but the money part isn't that great... yet  . I mean, yeah, politicans make good money, but not when they have veiws like mine, at least here in the states.
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More like you're in the wrong country.
The right wingers of many countries are often tooo far left to be considered in the usa. Nuclear weapons for example in Canada are excepted as being out of bounds by ANY politician. We remain to have lots of nuclear material and know how to make one of the baddest nukes ever... but its a non-issue. In the states... just to propose the disarmament of some of the nukes would be political suicide EVERYWHERE in the usa. The left most states in the usa wouldnt consider doing that.
Generally speaking though... such men have women find them. Penn Jillette for example. He couldnt find dates. It was hard. Then his current wife had been directed to him by dawkins and LUV happened.
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chookrooter
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| I think I finally worked out why the KKK wear those hoods; they're custom fitted to their heads. (notice how the points stick straight up,without bending as they should.) |
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joshuas3521
Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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NSFW
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munky99999
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A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his fleshand drink his blood; while telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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Shiranu
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I think I love you munky 
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baddogma
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munky99999
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| Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Shiranu wrote: | | I think I love you munky |
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A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his fleshand drink his blood; while telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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jaycorath
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| munky99999 wrote: | | Shiranu wrote: | | I think I love you munky |
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If rainbow colors are gay, doesn't that mean God is flaming? I can't believe god shoots his bolts of lightning from a rainbow, fag-colored bow. What a creep!
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munky99999
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| jaycorath wrote: | | munky99999 wrote: | | Shiranu wrote: | | I think I love you munky |
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If rainbow colors are gay, doesn't that mean God is flaming? I can't believe god shoots his bolts of lightning from a rainbow, fag-colored bow. What a creep! |
FAGGOT TREE.
Say it out loud.
Then say FAGOTRY.
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A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his fleshand drink his blood; while telepathically tell him you accept him as your master so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
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jambrose
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| munky99999 wrote: | | jaycorath wrote: | | munky99999 wrote: | | Shiranu wrote: | | I think I love you munky |
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If rainbow colors are gay, doesn't that mean God is flaming? I can't believe god shoots his bolts of lightning from a rainbow, fag-colored bow. What a creep! |
FAGGOT TREE.
Say it out loud.
Then say FAGOTRY. |
haha
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jaycorath
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heh, yeah that didn't work for me until I said it out loud. Lousy text, not requiring pronunciation.
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Celebrant: Forgive us, Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying.
Congregation: And bare-faced flattery.
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Vyrian
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WOOOOOOOOT
Remember Remember the 5th of November...
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Munky is the greatest thing to ever grace this forums.
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