Joined: 07 Feb 2006 Posts: 2224 Local time: 6:34 PM Location: Lawnside, NJ
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 4:30 pm Post subject:
Oh those were just perfect.....more....more.....MOOOOOOORE!!! _________________ "Faith is often the boast of the man who is too lazy to investigate." - F.M. Knowles
"We only fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them" - Titus Livius
Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 2415 Local time: 4:34 PM Location: The exact center of my observable universe
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject:
This is several videos, but I think y'all wil enjoy them:
Eidolon, TLP, on religion _________________ "True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth his mind; the fool is obstinate, and doubteth not; he knoweth all things but his own ignorance."
Akhenaton?( c. B.P. 1575)
God Not Found - resources for atheist/agnostics
"the universe is under no obligation to be easy for us to comprehend."
moloth
Have I seen it all now? Can I go? _________________ Easy on the zeal Churchos… I've got something to say.
Don't you get it? It's all Christianity, people!
The little stupid differences are nothing next to the big stupid similarities!
~Bart Simpson
Here's the lyrics, for those who'd like to sing along:
Oh sinner, do no stray
From the straight and narrow way
For the Lord is surely watching what you do
If you approach the Devil's den
Turn 'round, don't enter in
Lest the hand of The Almighty fall on you
He'll fuck you up (He'll fuck you up)
Yes, God will fuck you up
If you dare to disobey His stern command
He'll fuck you up (He'll fuck you up)
Don't you know He'll fuck you up
So you better do some prayin' while you can
Long ago a man named Lot
Had a wife he thought was hot
But she could not stop her black and sinful ways
You know it was her own damn fault
When God turned that bitch to salt
That's the way He used to work back in those days
He fucked 'em up (He'll fuck you up)
He really fucked'em up
When the people went and turned their backs on Him
He can fuck you up (He'll fuck you up)
No shit He'll fuck you up
Just like He fucked the people up back then
I used to have a friend named Ray
Who walked that evil way
He cursed and drank and broke his neighbor's fence
You know Ray was full aware
That some sheep were over there
And he knew them in the biblical sense
God fucked him up (He fucked him up)
He went and fucked Ray up
Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins
He fucked him up (He fucked him up)
Fucked that boy completely up
Now he's married to a Presbeterian _________________ "True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth his mind; the fool is obstinate, and doubteth not; he knoweth all things but his own ignorance."
Akhenaton?( c. B.P. 1575)
God Not Found - resources for atheist/agnostics
"the universe is under no obligation to be easy for us to comprehend."
moloth
Ohhhhhhh you bitch....you total effing bitch..........
I snorted! You made me snort!
Now I'll be singing all these all day, maybe longer.
I feel the need to share the Knees Up vid as well as my new found WOW vids (thanks to AMBERLI! That bitch.)
No comments at YouTube for some of these, which kills me!
I sang out loud! Only admit that since none of you all know me ::roffel:: _________________ Easy on the zeal Churchos… I've got something to say.
Don't you get it? It's all Christianity, people!
The little stupid differences are nothing next to the big stupid similarities!
~Bart Simpson
Joined: 07 Feb 2006 Posts: 2224 Local time: 6:34 PM Location: Lawnside, NJ
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 1:52 pm Post subject:
Oh my goodness...why have I neglected this thread....that god will fuck you up song is priceless _________________ "Faith is often the boast of the man who is too lazy to investigate." - F.M. Knowles
"We only fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them" - Titus Livius
_________________ He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line
He made a virus that would kill off all the swine
His perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain
Demands devotion, atrocities done in his name
Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 2415 Local time: 4:34 PM Location: The exact center of my observable universe
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:04 pm Post subject:
Bush vs Zombies _________________ "True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth his mind; the fool is obstinate, and doubteth not; he knoweth all things but his own ignorance."
Akhenaton?( c. B.P. 1575)
God Not Found - resources for atheist/agnostics
"the universe is under no obligation to be easy for us to comprehend."
moloth
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