Piss off the Hindu!

Wickedtruth · Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:50 pm Post subject:

"Hinduism is the name for a pack of gods which can include ants to elephants and your mother in law. Some silicon valley based lifeforms claim it is also a religion. Hinduism has been cited in the Guinness Book of Records as the only religion where the number of Gods outweigh the number of followers. The main purpose of a Hindu's life is to be more like the gods by having promiscuous sex and multiplying until the number of their offsprings reach close to the number of gods."

" * The higher up on the caste system, the higher level technical support questions they are allowed to answer.
* No two Hindus in this world believe in the same God.
* Hinduism is the only religion with philosophy attached to it, which is so deep that no one understands it.
* All scriptures are written in an ancient language called Sanskrit. Each scriptural book has two dozen completely different translations. You can follow any of them or don't follow them at all!
* In Hinduism you can worship anything you want to worship, including shit, dildos and Pokemon. Now THAT is religious freedom! "

LOL geez..... http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hindu

GodCalledInSickToday · Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:52 pm Post subject:

CET · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:09 am Post subject:

Aupmanyav · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:53 am Post subject:

Guiness Book cannot have such an entry. We perhaps number close to a billion. There is nothing wrong with increasing the number of offsprings, actually we are not doing enough. What we are doing is up-side-down. The poor who do not have enough resources have more offsprings, the richer people have less offsprings. It should have been the other way around. Hindus generally do not have a promiscuous sex life, percentage of divorce is somewhere around 0.1%, and marriages survive for a whole life time.

The 'Uncyclopedia' is correct, hindus have beliefs which may be radically different, extending from polytheism to atheism. It is not easy to understand hindu philosophies. Most scriptures are in Sanskrit, there are usable translations. But at the same time the principles are explained in books in local languages also. Rama Charit Manas is sufficient for Hindi speakers, Kamban or Molla Ramayana for Tamils, Narahari Kavi's Torave Ramayana for Kannadas, Krittivasi Ramayana for Bengalis, Khmer Reamker, the Thai Ramakien, the Lao Phra Lak Phra Lam, the Malay Hikayat Seri Rama, and the Maranao Darengan. Then we have verses and songs written by sages from middle-ages in local languages, they are no less than scriptures. You might have heard the name of Kabir.

Though hindus would not worship shit, dildos, and Pokemon toys, but one sect known as 'Aghoris' or 'Advaitists' like me believe that everything in the universe arises out of energy, that includes shit also. Shit also is composed of the same atoms which constitute our body.
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Aupmanyav · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:14 am Post subject:

Chubz · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:36 am Post subject:

Moloth · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:41 am Post subject:

Aupmanyav · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:17 am Post subject:

Moloth · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:20 am Post subject:

Aupmanyav, i am vaguely jealous of your philosophy... it is rational and secular, yet romantically spiritual and wise.
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Aupmanyav · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:27 am Post subject:

A_Atheist_named_Christian · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:28 am Post subject:

I can't find any decent Indian porn.

Straight or Gay.

Should I blame Hinduism for this or Puritan British Colonialism.

Aupmanyav · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:33 am Post subject:

Moloth · Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:35 am Post subject:

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