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Eyedunno
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Time for my signature pic!
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jesuschrshit
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| Gtrsnax wrote: | | pr126 wrote: | | I believe it was Lot's wife, not Job's. |
Correction dually, dooly, duly, dewly noted. Thanks. T'was a brain fart |
You were probably thinking of the Job Lot stores in Rhode Island...~snicker~
| jesusismyhero wrote: | | Jesus is such a juxtapostition. 100% Man but still 100% God. 100% Lion and yet 100% Lamb. |
| jesusismyhero wrote: | | like i said jesus is 100% man and 100% god and jesus became human and overcame the devil and his temptations so he could know how we feel becuase hes been there. |
Yeah, but he still is 100% dead and still not coming back! Geez, sounds to me like Jesus was a master of disguise and intrigue, a biblical Austin Powers...
| jesusismyhero wrote: | | so then what do you believe in |
Uuuh, oooh, aaah, duh...the obvious...like...eeeh...Invisible Pink Unicorns, Flying Spaghetti Monsters, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, Klingons...You know, your everyday, average, believable, real stuff like...say...Jesus and god and Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy...Silly, Christian, don't you know that myths are for kids?
| Hit_me_up024 wrote: | | anyone else heard of this cambian explosion? |
It was "cambian" in biblical times but, since then, it's evolved into probably "Cambodian" or "Columbian."
| jesusismyhero wrote: | | the bible say a day for God is like a thousand years and a thousand years is like a day. for God time doesnt work like that he could of made the earth on day and then hung out for a billion more until he made anything else |
Makes sense to me! 1 god day = 1,000-human years = 7 dog years = 1 human year...and at the end it's all on god's time!
I really think that he made the earth in 1 day and then went surfing in Hawaii for another billion years.
| jesusismyhero wrote: | | remember the quotations i wasnt sure the exact amout of time it was more or less an off hand remark at the end |
And this announcement has been brought to you by the same "minds" who brought you The Dark Ages, The Inquisition, The Crusades, the Intelligent Design Theory and the disclaimer stickers on science books in public schools!!!
| Citizen X wrote: | | So then, you determine which phrases you perceive as being "accurate" and then twist the rest to fit into whatever meaning you choose to decipher from it? Oh, sorry. Then god tells you how to twist his words into whatever meaning he chooses for you to decipher from it? |
Ahem...pardon me...but isn't this the sheer definition of religion?
| jesusismyhero wrote: | | if jesus didnt rise from the dead that would of been it, but 11 out of 12 of his disiples kept spreading his word and died as marters and if it didnt happen everyone would be like ohhh and christanity would never be around anymore. |
HUH? ~scratching my head~
| Citizen X wrote: | | Wow. Thanks for such a scientific approach as to why you believe in Christianity. With evidence like this, how could anyone believe otherwise? God. The freethinking world must be made up of complete stupid fucks to have missed this. |
It takes a heathen like you, Citizen X, not to see the logic: Check out the world/universe/giraffe. Isn't it complex? Only God could have made them so complex. Therefore, God exists.
| jesusismyhero wrote: | | that wasnt even neccesary, i dont see why people get upset with stuff like this |
Next comes...oh, I feel so sorry for you!
| jesusismyhero wrote: | | well this isnt doing much and you cant argue with a man whos had an experience with God. i walk by faith and not by sight. |
Dude, if you are ever walking alone on the beach and you notice two sets of footprints, check yourself into a mental institution, because that is just creepy and weird.
| Philosophos wrote: | | Right. Faith and $1000 will get you 2 cows. |
Waa haa...How the hell did the poor cows get dragged into this and what the F*** do cows have to do with anything? ~sigh~ Oh, I know, these were sacred cows that's why they cost so much but, at the end of the day, those sacred cows still leave behind piles of bullsh*t.
| jesusismyhero wrote: | | faith got two families in africa milk, cheese, baby cows, meat when they put it down, all kinds of stuff |
Shoes from Payless? Porn? Chewing gum? Milky Ways? Beer? Freedom? Justice? Civil rights? Peace?
Wow! Sorry, I've run my mouth like that monkeything from Canada but I confess: the devil made me do it!
"Jesus saves…passes to Moses…shoots…SCORES!" |
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baddogma
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And this announcement has been brought to you by the same "minds" who brought you The Dark Ages, The Inquisition, The Crusades, the Intelligent Design Theory and the disclaimer stickers on science books in public schools!!! |
Sorry Moloth...I think I'm in love!
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jesuschrshit
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| baddogma wrote: | | Sorry Moloth...I think I'm in love! |
Heeeeey, are you flirting with me? Wanna have a long-distance relationship? 
"God told me that he exists. God wouldn't lie." |
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baddogma
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| jesuschrshit wrote: | | baddogma wrote: | | Sorry Moloth...I think I'm in love! |
Heeeeey, are you flirting with me? Wanna have a long-distance relationship?
"God told me that he exists. God wouldn't lie." |
Let me ask my wife....I'll get back to you, lol
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Gtrsnax
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| jesusismyhero wrote: | | faith got two families in africa milk, cheese, baby cows, meat when they put it down, all kinds of stuff |
| Philosophos wrote: | | No. $1000 did. |
Thanks for covering that base Philosophus, I would have done it if you hadnt already.
By the way, on that same train of thought, faith provided the toilet paper I needed last night. I cant see my butthole, but I know it's there. I just know.
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jesuschrshit
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| jesusismyhero wrote: | | Jesus is such a juxtapostition. 100% Man but still 100% God. 100% Lion and yet 100% Lamb. |
Waa haa...Broken record...
If Jesus is 100% lion and yet 100% lamb and lions eat lambs, wouldn't he run the risk of eating himself, like Pizza The Hut in Mel Brooks' "Space Balls" who ate himself to death? LMAO!!!
"Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?" |
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jesuschrshit
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| baddogma wrote: | | jesuschrshit wrote: | | baddogma wrote: | | Sorry Moloth...I think I'm in love! |
Heeeeey, are you flirting with me? Wanna have a long-distance relationship?
"God told me that he exists. God wouldn't lie." |
Let me ask my wife....I'll get back to you, lol |
Hey, we can always move to Utah...I can help with the house chores...I promise! 
"If the day before Christmas is called Christmas Eve, why is the day after not called Christmas Adam?" |
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Sal1981
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| Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:12 am Post subject: |
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| Gtrsnax wrote: | | jesusismyhero wrote: | | faith got two families in africa milk, cheese, baby cows, meat when they put it down, all kinds of stuff |
| Philosophos wrote: | | No. $1000 did. |
Thanks for covering that base Philosophus, I would have done it if you hadnt already.
By the way, on that same train of though, faith provided the toilet paper I needed last night. I cant see my butthole, but I know it's there. I just know. |
One of the annoying fallacies believers make is about seeing stuff, or more correctly, what we do not see.
That's why they think the example "we can't see the wind, but know it's there" is compelling in their juvenile mind.
It's really simple: We can detect things with other ways than just our eyes, it should be fairly easy to grasp that. Well, believers excluded.
I was a bit surprised when, out of all people, someone that had a PhD wrote in the preface of a book about extraordinary stories that he couldn't see an electron, but he "put faith that it exists because scientists tell me they exist". I was stunned, because the answer to that is a lot simpler, and doesn't have to involve particle physics to explain. We know that electrons exist because of a little thing called electricity - only 'problem' is that we can't see them.
I think this ... disposition to disbelieve or adversely "have faith" is simply due to us wanting some sort of visual confirmation, in face of our other 4 senses and most importantly, tools, to do that job for us.
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greyghost
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| Gtrsnax wrote: | | jesusismyhero wrote: | | faith got two families in africa milk, cheese, baby cows, meat when they put it down, all kinds of stuff |
| Philosophos wrote: | | No. $1000 did. |
Thanks for covering that base Philosophus, I would have done it if you hadnt already.
By the way, on that same train of thought, faith provided the toilet paper I needed last night. I cant see my butthole, but I know it's there. I just know. |
I actually slapped my knee on that one!! lol
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BobSpence1
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Just a note here, since I haven't seen it fully answered - the Cambrian explosion was what was being referred to earlier, a period of 70-80 million years during which evolution seems to have proceeded several times faster than normal. It occurred nearly 600 million years ago.
It requires some explanation, of course, and there is much scientific debate, but there is nothing that requires or points to some wildly new corrections to evolutionary theory, let alone any miraculous intervention.
Yet another example of the dedicated believer skimming a misunderstood fragment from a scientific text which they think either supports their beliefs or 'demolishes' some inconvenient truth like evolution. Perish the thought that they take the time to make sure they have it got the facts straight - they might find out the article actually contradicts some aspect of their cherished 'faith', and they can't risk that....
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greyghost
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| BobSpence1 wrote: | Just a note here, since I haven't seen it fully answered - the Cambrian explosion was what was being referred to earlier, a period of 70-80 million years during which evolution seems to have proceeded several times faster than normal. It occurred nearly 600 million years ago.
It requires some explanation, of course, and there is much scientific debate, but there is nothing that requires or points to some wildly new corrections to evolutionary theory, let alone any miraculous intervention.
Yet another example of the dedicated believer skimming a misunderstood fragment from a scientific text which they think either supports their beliefs or 'demolishes' some inconvenient truth like evolution. Perish the thought that they take the time to make sure they have it got the facts straight - they might find out the article actually contradicts some aspect of their cherished 'faith', and they can't risk that.... |
This wasn't a knee-slapper like that other post, but gosh darn it, he makes sense!
Makes ya wonder, why do they call themselves "true"-believers? I think its an oxymoron, no?
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