other jokes

baddogma · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:00 am Post subject: other jokes

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your
first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief
nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver
returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief
watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a
very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What
is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought
to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver
takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She
enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are
indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. What is
your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone."
The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very
carefully, you dumb ass horse. For the last time . . .

BRING POSSEEEE!!"
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Zocrates · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:58 am Post subject:

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FlatEarth1024 · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:31 am Post subject:

What do you call a horse who doesn't laugh at horse jokes? A horse.
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Moloth · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:40 am Post subject:

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Moloth · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:47 am Post subject:

man... that is one rednecky lookn Centaur... O_o
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baddogma · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:48 am Post subject: Re: other jokes

.....What have I started... Embarassed

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Moloth · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:50 am Post subject:

Is that your horse?
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?"

The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know............ you left your Injun running!!!"
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Zocrates · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:53 am Post subject: Re: other jokes

Moloth · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:58 am Post subject:

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baddogma · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:59 am Post subject:

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"

Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"
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baddogma · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:59 am Post subject:

baddogma · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:01 am Post subject:

The Lone Ranger is riding into town when he finds Tonto lying across
the middle of the road with his head pressed closely against the
ground. He reigns in Silver and leans down to ask Tonto what the
matter is.

"Stagecoach passed half-hour ago," says Tonto.

"How can you tell?" asks the Lone Ranger.

"Broke my neck."
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baddogma · Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:05 am Post subject:

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