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Moloth
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| baddogma wrote: | The Lone Ranger is riding into town when he finds Tonto lying across
the middle of the road with his head pressed closely against the
ground. He reigns in Silver and leans down to ask Tonto what the
matter is.
"Stagecoach passed half-hour ago," says Tonto.
"How can you tell?" asks the Lone Ranger.
"Broke my neck." |
| Quote: | Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."
The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"
Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!" |
hahha!
i have never heard these! 
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Zocrates
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:49 am Post subject: |
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Oh the Far Side....left us too soon.
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Moloth
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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Like Calvin and Hobbes... gone before their time. 
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6Fat6Cat6
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Zocrates
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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| 6Fat6Cat6 wrote: | |
^ Much needed laugh after a worthless 2 hour meeting.
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CET
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:45 am Post subject: |
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| Zocrates wrote: | | Oh the Far Side....left us too soon. |
I know what you mean. Though it's better that it ended while it was still great, instead of dragging out to become a shadow of what it once was.
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LionHeart
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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For some reason, that last picture with the dog always brings Eddie Murphy to mind, with his high-pitched, almost mocking voice.
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