Old Testament God vs. New Testament God

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"In the Old Testament, God was angry and jealous, all fire and brimstone.
In the New Testament, God is happy and forgiving.
Man, what a difference getting laid makes."

source: Mike Drucker, p. 87, May 1-7, 2008 TimeOutNewYork
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boostfreak · Visitor Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 1 Local time: 11:53 AM

haha, that was pretty good

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