NRA advisor rushing to Finland.

chookrooter · Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:28 am Post subject: NRA advisor rushing to Finland.

Hysteria is running amok after the tragic shooting in Finland, where it's legal to own a REAL gun at 15 (with parental permission)

The hysterics are running around saying things like "our gun laws need to be reviewed" .For reasons passing all understanding,they've made some kind of connection between gun related crimes and guns.

The NRA advisor, Jim-Boy "Bubba" Thunderbirk is rushing to Finland to help curb the hysteria before the Fins do something rash. He's doing this because NRA members are Merkins and have a divine right to interfere in the domestic affairs of any foreign nation.

He will use the impeccable logic of "guns don't kill people,people kill people". Should the Fins decline to accept this self evident truth,the NRA will convince George W to invade Finland by telling him they're about to attack America,and have lots of oil.

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Moloth · Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:02 am Post subject:

meh, i'll wait for the DVD.
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