Molly The Camal

RyanDzundza · Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:04 am Post subject: Molly The Camal

Its an old one but still funny -

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan desert.

During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel.'

The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay .'

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'

No not really, sir... 'They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.'
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baddogma · Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:08 am Post subject:

CLASSIC, Snork*

Ok I’ll play along.

Same set up but it’s the last camel to town. The sergeant is getting frisky and wants to head into town but all the camels are already there but one. He asks the owner why this one is left behind. He tells the sergeant this one is a little stubborn. He will take you to town but you may have to….service him on the way. What do you mean asks the sergeant. Well says the owner, you may have to give him a hand job if he stops and refuses to walk. Wow says the sergeant, that is odd. He thinks it over and decides it might be worth it for a ride into town, it’s been a while and he really wants some action.
So he pays the owner and saddles up. The camel walks a few miles with no problems then suddenly stops. The sergeant tries to urge him on but the camel won’t budge.
He gets off and motions a hand job to the camel and the camel nods. So reluctantly the sergeant reaches over and begins to jerk the camel off. After a few minutes the camel is relieved and they continue on their journey to town.
About a half hour later the camel comes to an abrupt halt. It refuses to budge so the sergeant gets off and motions hand job? The camel nods. Once again he relieves the camel and they are on their way.
The sun is beating down and the camel is plodding on. The sergeant is starting to wonder if this is worth it. As they approach the half way mark on the map there is nothing but sand as far as the eye can see.
The camel comes to an abrupt halt. Cursing the sergeant gets off and motions hand job?
The camel shakes his head No.
The camel opens it’s mouth and points to it.
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