Lets assume god exists... Why would he create the universe?

EnigmaHood · Visitor Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 13 Local time: 7:14 PM

Of course I'm an atheist, but if we were to assume god exists, his role in our universe really falls apart when you consider all the scientific theories. We know for a fact that he didn't create us, so we couldn't have been in his plan. At most, you could say he was responsible for abiogenesis, and he initiated the Big Bang... But the motive really falls apart when you think about it. Anyway, my thoughts on it are kinda long. It's easier just to watch my vblog on it. Cool

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EnigmaHood · Visitor Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 13 Local time: 7:14 PM

Hugga_Bear · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:59 am Post subject:

Ive debated this before, their defence seems to revolve around Jehovah wanting to be worshipped for being so awesome, talk about a god complex...
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LakeGeorgeMan · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 7:47 am Post subject:

I'm diggin' the whole black hood coverin' the eyes combined with the scruffy beard thing...I kept waiting for the ransom demand...

Anyway, here are some other ideas:

1. The universe is the result of god farting.

2. The universe is the result of god blowing his nose.

3. The universe formed from a bubble of soup splattering in god's microwave.

4. The universe is part of a adventure/strategy video game god is playing.

5. The universe is an experiment in a petri dish in god's freshman "Universe Creation 101" class at God State University. He's likely to get a C+.

6. The universe is simply a power source that fuels god's car.

7. The universe is a bead of sweat under god's arm while he's out jogging.

8. God created the universe 'cause he really loves the way black holes look....they're kinda like his art.

9. God created the universe to watch all the confused sentient creatures try and figure it out...it's kinda a practical joke on us.

10. The universe is a kinda like a fungus that started growing underneath one of god's toenails.
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Dawkadoodle · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:27 pm Post subject:

Dawkadoodle · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject:

Lets assume God hates Youtube. By falling sway to a heretic website you've doomed yourself to fall not only out of God's grace but wander the bouts of an electronic, unforgiving and repetitive hell full of grammatical errors and crazy arsed feminists. Enjoy your afterlife.

Shiranu · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject:

God created mankind to worship him, or so I have been told all my life.

Always sounded like he was some type of arogant, self-rightious fuck, but I kept my mouth closed.
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josephpalazzo · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:18 pm Post subject:

Shiranu · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:22 pm Post subject:

xena · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject:

Cos I never saw him/her/it=can't be true.
3 yr old could tell you that.

greyghost · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject:

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Dawkadoodle · Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject:

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