Koala Pisses on Pope

chookrooter · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:08 pm Post subject: Koala Pisses on Pope

Yesterday the pontiff met a several Australian animals. They were bought to his Opus Dei retreat by keepers from the Sydney zoo.
The animals included a 6 month old joey (baby kangaroo) a koala and a carpet python.

The joey scratched his holiness and the koala pissed on him and gave him fleas. The python was less fortunate. Startled, The Holy Father glared at it the snake, instantly turning the creature to stone.

WOW! REALLY CR?

Of course,would I lie?

emo samurai · Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:39 pm Post subject:

And then a ninja showed up and threw a pepper bomb in his eye, causing him to sneeze and, inexplicably, pop a huge wrinkly boner which was then fallen upon by rabid feminist Gloria Steinem wielding a scythe coated in ricin. She would have succeeded if not for the intervention of a christian teenage sniper who then lit the magazine on fire and got his face blown off by the explosion.

Then emo samurai appeared and demanded a fucking link.
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Paulheys · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:55 am Post subject:

And a giant mormon appeared and told to koala about jebus
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