Just another Godly reminder

BCOG · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject: Just another Godly reminder

THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSAGE FROM THE SAINTLY FOLKS OVER AT THE BEST CHURCH OF GOD:

Our very own Pastor Dave is doing his groundbreaking, earth shaking sermon on Independence Day! You're free...to do exactly what God tells you.

So come by and get your worship on with us at the Best Church of God, located at 1608 N Wells St, Chicago, IL. Located in Donny's Skybox Theatre. Services start at 10:30 a.m.

For more information, go to BestChurchOfGod.org
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The Best Church of God is a satirical service aimed at religious fundamentalism. Check out what's going on with the BCOG at www.bestchurchofgod.org and also listen to previous sermons, along with many other godly features!

Best* Church of God
1608 N. Wells Street, Chicago, IL 60614
Donny's Skybox Theatre

* We read from the bible so you don't have to!

xena · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:35 pm Post subject:

Go watch Omen 3
Spammer

Vyrian · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:49 pm Post subject:

+1 Me
-1 God
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eximius · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:45 pm Post subject:

Lol the website is brilliant. To any fucktards who think this is real, read the sig.
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xena · Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:51 pm Post subject:

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/64132/detail/

Then why didn't they say so?

I've got the concentration span of a goldfish=5 seconds

RyanDzundza · Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:26 am Post subject:

i think mythbusters busted the myth that gold fish only have a 5 second memory Razz

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xena · Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:28 am Post subject:

Damn can't escape being a fucktard Laughing

joshuas3521 · Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:32 am Post subject:

Love BCOG xD
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raccoon1 · Visitor Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 14 Local time: 6:12 AM

oh my that site had me going for atleast a bit.
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BCOG · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject:

THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSAGE FROM THE SAINTLY FOLKS OVER AT THE BEST CHURCH OF GOD:

Our very own Pastor Dave is doing his groundbreaking, earth shaking sermon on discipline. Do you love your kids? Then beat them. (It's in the bible)

So come by and get your worship on with us at the Best Church of God, located at 1608 N Wells St, Chicago, IL. Located in Donny's Skybox Theatre. Services start at 10:30 a.m.

For more information, go to BestChurchOfGod.org
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The Best Church of God is a satirical service aimed at religious fundamentalism. Check out what's going on with the BCOG at www.bestchurchofgod.org and also listen to previous sermons, along with many other godly features!

Best* Church of God
1608 N. Wells Street, Chicago, IL 60614
Donny's Skybox Theatre

* We read from the bible so you don't have to!

Hit_me_up024 · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:45 pm Post subject:

it would suck if an admin banned him not realizing it was satire.
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ShadowWulf · Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:47 pm Post subject:

The site is actually pretty funny, and he isnt bugging anybody or multiplying posts and whatnot.

Let him be.

BCOG · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject: Just another Godly reminder

Hey guys, sorry if I am coming off as a spammer. It is satire!
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THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSAGE FROM THE SAINTLY FOLKS OVER AT THE BEST CHURCH OF GOD:

Our very own Pastor Dave is doing his absolutely riveting sermon on charity. Hey, let's face it, they can't inherit
the earth if we don't keep them meek...

So come by and get your worship on with us at the Best Church of God, located at 1608 N Wells St, Chicago, IL. Located in Donny's Skybox Theatre. Services start at 10:30 a.m.

For more information, go to BestChurchOfGod.org
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The Best Church of God is a satirical service aimed at religious fundamentalism. Check out what's going on with the BCOG at www.bestchurchofgod.org and also listen to previous sermons, along with many other godly features!

Best* Church of God
1608 N. Wells Street, Chicago, IL 60614
Donny's Skybox Theatre

* We read from the bible so you don't have to!

SvZurich · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:12 pm Post subject:

About time someone came along to pick up Landover's torch. Burn the infidels!
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BCOG · Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:34 pm Post subject:

THE FOLLOWING IS A MESSAGE FROM THE SAINTLY FOLKS OVER AT THE BEST CHURCH OF GOD:

Our very own Pastor Dave is doing his groundbreaking, earth shaking sermon on Dating!

Honestly, Who needs Cosmo
when you have
the Bible?

So come by and get your worship on with us at the Best Church of God, located at 1608 N Wells St, Chicago, IL. Located in Donny's Skybox Theatre. Services start at 10:30 a.m.

For more information, go to BestChurchOfGod.org
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The Best Church of God is a satirical service aimed at religious fundamentalism. Check out what's going on with the BCOG at www.bestchurchofgod.org and also listen to previous sermons, along with many other godly features!

Best* Church of God
1608 N. Wells Street, Chicago, IL 60614
Donny's Skybox Theatre

* We read from the bible so you don't have to!

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