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Godless Red Scum Forum Leader

Joined: 16 Feb 2008 Posts: 837 Local time: 3:37 AM

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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:20 pm Post subject: INCOMING-- New member summary |
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31 years old. Union organizer. White trash foul-mouthed American libertarian socialist philosophizing macho gun nut of Arab and Celtic stock who likes sentences with strings of run-on adjectives and (as you will soon see) parentheses. Total smart-ass. Devastatingly handsome and sexy (no, seriously, my ego is the size of fuckin Texas). Favorite sports teams-- Red Sox (AL)/Phillies (NL), Boston Celtics, Philadelphia Flyers, Pats (AFC)/Eagles (NFC), Boston College/University of Tennessee/Penn State (NCAA Football). Favorite drink-- any potato vodka, Irish or Canadian whiskey (or sometimes bourbon), tequila, cheap tasteless American beer (w/ the exception of Guinness and Murphy's), cheap "dago red" wine (cheap store-bought Chianti will do, but the best is the homemade stuff). Favorite music-- any music which does not suck in almost any genre, but mostly I like classic punk, early rock-and-roll and 80s new wave synth pop (I'm a little embarassed about the last owing to the whole admittedly adolescent "macho" attribute noted above). Hobbies-- smoking cigarettes and pleasuring myself.
That is all for now. Carry on.
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Hit_me_up024 Forum Master


Joined: 25 Dec 2007 Posts: 2345 Local time: 3:37 AM Location: My parents basement.

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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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welcome godless red scum.....like the name btw _________________ be the pancake
Props to Enemy_of_Reality |
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josephpalazzo Illusion Master

Joined: 30 Aug 2006 Posts: 8036 Local time: 3:37 AM Location: D-brane
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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| You will burn in hell, you heathen... |
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rickcopeland648 The Phantom Teabagger

Joined: 09 Sep 2005 Posts: 2968 Local time: 8:37 AM
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:46 pm Post subject: Re: INCOMING-- New member summary |
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| Godless Red Scum wrote: | | 31 years old. Union organizer. White trash foul-mouthed American libertarian socialist philosophizing macho gun nut of Arab and Celtic stock... |
Does that mean you get drunk and do a li'l jig before you blow yourself up in the marketplace?
| Godless Red Scum wrote: | | Hobbies--...pleasuring myself. |
Overhand or underhand grip?
Welcome... _________________ “I think it’s also important for the President to lay out a timetable as to how long they will be involved and when they will be withdrawn.”
-- George W. Bush on Clinton's involvement in Kosovo, 1999
"Syphilis is the algebra of infection."
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Raskolnikov The Axe Murderer

Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Posts: 1884 Local time: 1:37 AM Location: Las Vegas

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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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lol welcome. _________________ "Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, underwhich weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God, for if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear."
-Thomas Jefferson
"The future is not set in stone. The future is what you make it. So make it a good one!"
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Godless Red Scum Forum Leader

Joined: 16 Feb 2008 Posts: 837 Local time: 3:37 AM

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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:57 pm Post subject: Re: INCOMING-- New member summary |
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| rickcopeland648 wrote: | | Godless Red Scum wrote: | | 31 years old. Union organizer. White trash foul-mouthed American libertarian socialist philosophizing macho gun nut of Arab and Celtic stock... |
Does that mean you get drunk and do a li'l jig before you blow yourself up in the marketplace?
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Close, not quite-- Get drunk, dance a jig, barricade myself in a trailer with several semi-auto rifles screaming "Get off my land!" at the Feds, then blow myself up.
Of course, if we're gonna mix the stereotypes I much prefer-- Get drunk, shoot at some watermelons with a 12 gauge, have a feast of Shawarma and Pulled Pork BBQ in front of my big-screen TV while my harem girls and concubines pleasure me. Of course I would be wearing nothing but a Scally cap, a .44 mag S&W hangin off my gun belt, and those pointy Sinbad shoes. |
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Dawkadoodle Forum Master

Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 2230 Local time: 3:37 AM
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:28 am Post subject: |
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| I'm allergic to cigarette smoke, stay the fuck away from me. |
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josephpalazzo Illusion Master

Joined: 30 Aug 2006 Posts: 8036 Local time: 3:37 AM Location: D-brane
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:34 am Post subject: Re: INCOMING-- New member summary |
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| Godless Red Scum wrote: | | rickcopeland648 wrote: | | Godless Red Scum wrote: | | 31 years old. Union organizer. White trash foul-mouthed American libertarian socialist philosophizing macho gun nut of Arab and Celtic stock... |
Does that mean you get drunk and do a li'l jig before you blow yourself up in the marketplace?
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Close, not quite-- Get drunk, dance a jig, barricade myself in a trailer with several semi-auto rifles screaming "Get off my land!" at the Feds, then blow myself up.
Of course, if we're gonna mix the stereotypes I much prefer-- Get drunk, shoot at some watermelons with a 12 gauge, have a feast of Shawarma and Pulled Pork BBQ in front of my big-screen TV while my harem girls and concubines pleasure me. Of course I would be wearing nothing but a Scally cap, a .44 mag S&W hangin off my gun belt, and those pointy Sinbad shoes. |
What happened to macaroni & cheese??!? |
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