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ImRunninUDown!33 Fap Police

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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:05 pm Post subject: Going to church this week |
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My friend cassie and this guy i just got over some bullshit with invited me to church this week. At first i was kinda sketchy about it, i asked if there were gunna be any bible babbling fundys tryin to drill their jesus into my head and appearantly not but ima go just to learn more about the bible, gotta know your enemy right?
well im sure it wont get in my freethinkin ways so im pretty pumped to see what its like _________________ In all things that are purely social we can be as seperate as fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress. - Booker T. Washington |
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LogicX Übermensch
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Don't expect much. They just blab about completely unverifiable things like it was fact and deliver what they think is a profound message but will be common sense for anyone with any morality. _________________
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Wickedtruth Forum Master

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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:40 pm Post subject: Re: Going to church this week |
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| ImRunninUDown!33 wrote: | . At first i was kinda sketchy about it, i asked if there were gunna be any bible babbling fundys tryin to drill their jesus into my head and appearantly
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Be warned though, even if they say they won't preach to/at you, they still see you as somebody who needs "saved" and will subtly try to manipulate Not all are like that, but some are. "Gotta save him, gotta save" is all they will think, no matter what comes out of their mouths  |
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Shiranu Yet Another Avatar Change!

Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 3226 Local time: 9:41 PM Location: San Antonio, Texas

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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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I actually enjoy church, just make sure alot of hotties attend, and your set.
(And looking back at it, did I just say hotties? blah!) _________________ Cheap, Sweat Shop-Free T-Shirts, ranging from Political to Ecological topics.
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joshuas3521 Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Approach with skepticism but don't say "Everything they say will be wrong and I will never be one of them". You never know when you will change your mind down the road. _________________ "What I'm saying is, if God wanted to send us a message, and ancient writings were the only way he could think of doing it, he could have done a better job." --Carl Sagan
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ImRunninUDown!33 Fap Police

Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 663 Local time: 10:41 PM Location: Cherryville, North Carolina

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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Shiranu wrote: | I actually enjoy church, just make sure alot of hotties attend, and your set.
(And looking back at it, did I just say hotties? blah!) |
fuckin love the first thing outta Shiranus mouth is about "hotties"  _________________ In all things that are purely social we can be as seperate as fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress. - Booker T. Washington |
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ApostateLois Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers

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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:11 am Post subject: |
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Did they have a potluck dinner? That's the important thing. Don't go unless there's a potluck dinner. _________________ Kryten: Don't you believe that God exists in all things? Aren't you a Pantheist?
Lister: Yeah, I just don't think it applies to kitchen utensils. I'm not a Fryingpantheist. |
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Moloth Coin Operated Boy

Joined: 27 Aug 2003 Posts: 23071 Local time: 9:41 PM Location: Warner Robins, GA

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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:15 am Post subject: |
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| ApostateLois wrote: | | Did they have a potluck dinner? That's the important thing. Don't go unless there's a potluck dinner. |
seriously.. say what you want, but the home-cooked food may very well be worth the communal delusion of a church meeting. _________________ -=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
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not_a_theist Forum Texan

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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:49 am Post subject: |
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My rommate and I have been thinking we should get buzzed one sunday morning and go to some speaking in toungue-benny hinn style fundy church and just go ape shit pretending to filled with the holy spirit or something.
I think that would be fun as hell. _________________ A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged.
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ShaSha Forum Master


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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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| ApostateLois wrote: | | Did they have a potluck dinner? That's the important thing. Don't go unless there's a potluck dinner. |
LOL. It is community that is important. Even the coffee or drinks and pastries after the service are a bonus.
Myself, I like the dance in the aisle music when it is good. |
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