gay baby

baddogma · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:26 am Post subject: gay baby

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They blend their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminate with it.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the
corner, one baby is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child as theirs.
'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other. 'All these unhappy babies, yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the superiority of
gay love!'

The nurse says, 'Oh sure, he's happy now but just watch what happens when we pull the thermometer out of his ass!'
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Daggett · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:33 am Post subject:

What I find even funnier is the ad at the bottom of this thread when I read that. It's an ad for coliccalm.com, and has a picture of a crying baby on it. Laughing

RyanDzundza · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:53 am Post subject:

the advert which came up on mine was called our cute babies, it has a picture of a baby smiling lol

i bet thats the gay baby
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Wander · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:43 pm Post subject:

My browser is showing an ad for "Baby Pals", a DS game. Probably filled with lies, propaganda, and agenda-pushing. Those damn liberals!
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Mr_C · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:12 pm Post subject:

My ad says "Tons of free stuff for the coming baby"
WTF?

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