Fav Limmerick.

Savage · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:01 pm Post subject: Fav Limmerick.

On the moors Kelly walked in a daze
There she'd bark at the moon and the haze
Still her friends weren't concerned
For by now they had learned
Once a month she would go through this phase.

Moloth · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:03 pm Post subject:

There once was a Genie with a six foot wienie
and he showed it to the lady next door.
She thought it was a snake
so she hit it with a rake
and now its only five foot four.
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greyghost · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:13 pm Post subject:

Moloth · Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject:

There once was a pansy
who looked really fancy
in his cute little lavender suit.
Along came a girl
that made him want to hurl,
...because he only thought guys were cute.

((zomg, i'm homophobic lol!))
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Nimitz · Guest Local time: 11:50 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
while rubbing his chin.
If my ear were a cunt i could fuck it!

Savage · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:01 am Post subject: Re: Fav Limmerick.

Eyedunno · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:20 am Post subject:

There was a young pirate named Bates
Who did the fandango on skates
He fell on his cutlass
which rendered him nutless
and thoroughly useless on dates

monty · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:18 am Post subject:

Seen in a bathroom stall.....

As you sit here to take a shit
I want you to stop and think a bit
The very last time I beat my meat
Was on this very toilet seat
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secularguy · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:54 am Post subject:

Help me complete this one:

Some [heathens|infidels|skeptics|atheists] on a message board
... ... ... ... ... Lord
... ... ... ...
... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... Gawd

Jason_Harvestdancer · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:45 pm Post subject:

There once was a lass from Madrass
Who had a most marvelous ass.
Not round and pink
As you probably think.
It was brown, had long ears, and ate grass.

(No, Zocrates, that's not a race joke.)
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Jason_Harvestdancer · Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:45 pm Post subject:

A very masculine fem
Married and effeminate man
They got in a fight
On their wedding night
Over who should do what to whom
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PJS · Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:59 pm Post subject:

There once was a lady from Wheeling
Who professed to have no sexual feeling
Til a cynic named Boris
Simply touched her clitoris
And she had to be scraped off the ceiling

Paranoia21 · Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject:

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