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Wickedtruth Forum Master

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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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How legs does this elephant have? :X
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Moloth Coin Operated Boy

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| Wickedtruth wrote: | How legs does this elephant have? :X
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too many. _________________ -=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
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josephpalazzo Illusion Master

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:03 am Post subject: |
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| Yep, the best situations are illusions of illusions. For some reason, beside their entertainment values, they also pique our curiosity and awaken our mental faculties... |
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BarkAtTheMoon O Captain, my Captain

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:08 am Post subject: |
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 _________________ "The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.' - George Carlin
"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey |
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LakeGeorgeMan Forum Sheriff

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:24 am Post subject: |
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| Wickedtruth wrote: | How legs does this elephant have? :X
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Enough to get the job done. _________________ ...Oozing my brain chemicals in your general direction... |
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LakeGeorgeMan Forum Sheriff

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:31 am Post subject: |
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| josephpalazzo wrote: | Yep, the best situations are illusions of illusions.
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An illusion commenting on an illusion of an illusion is an even better situation.
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For some reason, beside their entertainment values, they also pique our curiosity and awaken our mental faculties... |
I prefer the illusion of an alarm clock to awaken the illusion of my mental faculties in the illusion of the morning, and stop them from having dream illusions, so instead they can concentrate on the illusion of needing to take a wiz and get a cup of coffee illusion. _________________ ...Oozing my brain chemicals in your general direction... |
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josephpalazzo Illusion Master

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:29 am Post subject: |
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[quote="LakeGeorgeMan"] | josephpalazzo wrote: |
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For some reason, beside their entertainment values, they also pique our curiosity and awaken our mental faculties... |
I prefer the illusion of an alarm clock to awaken the illusion of my mental faculties in the illusion of the morning, and stop them from having dream illusions, so instead they can concentrate on the illusion of needing to take a wiz and get a cup of coffee illusion. |
Hah, whatever rocks your boat of illusions...  |
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LakeGeorgeMan Forum Sheriff

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:34 am Post subject: |
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[quote="josephpalazzo"] | LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: |
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For some reason, beside their entertainment values, they also pique our curiosity and awaken our mental faculties... |
I prefer the illusion of an alarm clock to awaken the illusion of my mental faculties in the illusion of the morning, and stop them from having dream illusions, so instead they can concentrate on the illusion of needing to take a wiz and get a cup of coffee illusion. |
Hah, whatever rocks your boat of illusions...  |
The waves of Lake George rock my boat illusion. _________________ ...Oozing my brain chemicals in your general direction... |
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josephpalazzo Illusion Master

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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| LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: |
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For some reason, beside their entertainment values, they also pique our curiosity and awaken our mental faculties... |
I prefer the illusion of an alarm clock to awaken the illusion of my mental faculties in the illusion of the morning, and stop them from having dream illusions, so instead they can concentrate on the illusion of needing to take a wiz and get a cup of coffee illusion. |
Hah, whatever rocks your boat of illusions...  |
The waves of Lake George rock my boat illusion.
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Lake George, NY ??
Cold country, move down south so you can improve your morning illusions...  |
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LakeGeorgeMan Forum Sheriff

Joined: 22 Mar 2006 Posts: 413 Local time: 5:44 AM
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| josephpalazzo wrote: | | LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: |
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For some reason, beside their entertainment values, they also pique our curiosity and awaken our mental faculties... |
I prefer the illusion of an alarm clock to awaken the illusion of my mental faculties in the illusion of the morning, and stop them from having dream illusions, so instead they can concentrate on the illusion of needing to take a wiz and get a cup of coffee illusion. |
Hah, whatever rocks your boat of illusions...  |
The waves of Lake George rock my boat illusion.
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Lake George, NY ??
Cold country, move down south so you can improve your morning illusions...  |
Temperature is an illusion. _________________ ...Oozing my brain chemicals in your general direction... |
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josephpalazzo Illusion Master

Joined: 30 Aug 2006 Posts: 8036 Local time: 5:44 AM Location: D-brane
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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| LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: |
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For some reason, beside their entertainment values, they also pique our curiosity and awaken our mental faculties... |
I prefer the illusion of an alarm clock to awaken the illusion of my mental faculties in the illusion of the morning, and stop them from having dream illusions, so instead they can concentrate on the illusion of needing to take a wiz and get a cup of coffee illusion. |
Hah, whatever rocks your boat of illusions...  |
The waves of Lake George rock my boat illusion.
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Lake George, NY ??
Cold country, move down south so you can improve your morning illusions...  |
Temperature is an illusion. |
Weather or not this is related to the OP, I hope it doesn`t rain down on your parade... |
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jambrose billions and billions

Joined: 17 Jul 2008 Posts: 520 Local time: 6:44 AM Location: Detroit, Michigan

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| josephpalazzo wrote: | | Mr_C wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | Mr_C wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | Mr_C wrote: | "Joe hasn't taken his meds today...take the blue pill, Joe..."
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That is a complete illusion... |
Ignorance is bliss, isn't it? |
... but illusion is more. Illusion is EVERYTHING. |
Uh-huh. Anybody know when hockey season starts up again?
I'm looking forward to another year with Modano and Morrow on the team together. My Stars went real deep in the playoffs this last year, but just couldn't hold off those evil Detroit bastards.
Oh, and go Cowboys! I'll be at the preseason game this Friday if anybody catches it on TV. Yes, I got the tickets for free, and no I wouldn't spend money on a preseason game  |
Ha, are you ever entangled in those illusions... |
hey buddy guess where modano came from?!?!? livonia michigan which is a???? suburb of detroit... your star player went to my high school i win! _________________ Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative - H.G. Wells
O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is!
O brave new world
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josephpalazzo Illusion Master

Joined: 30 Aug 2006 Posts: 8036 Local time: 5:44 AM Location: D-brane
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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| jambrose wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | Mr_C wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | Mr_C wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | Mr_C wrote: | "Joe hasn't taken his meds today...take the blue pill, Joe..."
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That is a complete illusion... |
Ignorance is bliss, isn't it? |
... but illusion is more. Illusion is EVERYTHING. |
Uh-huh. Anybody know when hockey season starts up again?
I'm looking forward to another year with Modano and Morrow on the team together. My Stars went real deep in the playoffs this last year, but just couldn't hold off those evil Detroit bastards.
Oh, and go Cowboys! I'll be at the preseason game this Friday if anybody catches it on TV. Yes, I got the tickets for free, and no I wouldn't spend money on a preseason game  |
Ha, are you ever entangled in those illusions... |
hey buddy guess where modano came from?!?!? livonia michigan which is a???? suburb of detroit... your star player went to my high school i win! |
Winning is the great euphoria of illusions... |
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Wickedtruth Forum Master

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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::Stuffs an illusionary stick up Joesph's illusionary ass::
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josephpalazzo Illusion Master

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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Wickedtruth wrote: | ::Stuffs an illusionary stick up Joesph's illusionary ass::
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With my illusionary fingers, I retrieve it and stick it up your illusionary ass... |
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