Dumb blonde

Kiang2 · Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:20 pm Post subject: Dumb blonde

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in first class section and requested thar she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm a blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving." Not wanting to argue with her, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak to her. He went to talk to her and asked her to please move out of first class section. Again,the blonde replied,"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain asked if she were a blonde and the co-pilot said yes. The captain said,"I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the bonde's ear. She immediately jumped up ran to the economy section yelling,"Why didn't anyone just say so?"Surprised, the flight attendant and co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said,"I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York, it was going to New Jersey. Kiang.

tonyman1989 · Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:05 pm Post subject:

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Kiang2 · Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:54 pm Post subject:

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Heh.

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Kiang2 · Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:19 pm Post subject:

He! He! A blond and a redhead are watching the nine o'clock news, and come across an item about a man about to jump from a bridge to commit suicide. The blonde offers the tredhead a bet the man won't jump. The redhead agrees to a wager of $50 on the outcome. He acually jumps to his death. The redhead feels dreadful that she bet on the outcome. She told the blonde she would like to call off the bet. "No! a bet is a bet," insist the blonde. "Besides I saw the whole thing on the news." "What? Why did you offer me the bet when you new the outcome?" " I thought he wouldn't jump the second time." Kiang.

pr126 · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:44 am Post subject:

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to
kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note.

"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the
money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in
the park at 7AM."

Signed,
"The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to
go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a
brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag with the cash was the following note...
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
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Moloth · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:23 am Post subject:

now THAT is funny.. lol..

oh... and...

what do you call a blond that doesn't laugh at blond jokes? A human being.
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hillbillyatheist · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:41 am Post subject:

not_a_theist · Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:42 am Post subject:

i snickered Smile

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Moloth · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:55 pm Post subject:

ChrissyFos · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:51 pm Post subject:

I just don't see what's so funny about making fun of someone's hair color!?!? You guys just don't get what it's like to go through life being blonde, do you? Not talking

I mean, I can understand it if Kiang was blonde making fun of the blonde haters out there, or maybe just trying to deflect some of the pain that comes with being blonde, but seriously guys....the darker your hair color is, the less amusing your blonde jokes are to all the blondes! I mean, come on people! And to think you call yourself freethinkers!
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Specus_Meretricis · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject:

Moloth · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject:

Shut up, Blonder, and go get me some overpriced hotwings and some warm beer.
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Moloth · Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:53 pm Post subject:

goddammit, Specus... >_<

lol...
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