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Do Chimps chew their finger nails?

 
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:15 am    Post subject: Do Chimps chew their finger nails? Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
We never see a Chimp with nine inch nails or long hair.
Why did humans evolve into bald apes with head hair flowing down to their feet?
All the other apes point their fingers and laugh at us.

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yeah and pick their noses ad chew the goodness along with the crap the also chew at again-just to ensure thye didn't miss all nutrients first time round.
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yeah and pick their noses ad chew the goodness along with the crap the also chew at again-just to ensure thye didn't miss all nutrients first time round.


I love Orangutangs. We had George at our local zoo.

He had two special tricks he would perform whilst sitting on his tire swing:

(1) (whilst holding eye contact) He would insert an index finger into his rectum.He would then remove it and place said digit into his mouth and suck.


(2) He would kind of gesture to you,to come closer to his cage,which had mesh in front. When you got close enough--SPLATT!!! You got splattered with fresh Orangutang poo, produced especially for you. Little boys loved George. Mothers did not; do you have any idea how hard it is to get Orang utang shit out of a white sailor suit?.

There is a bronze bust of George at the zoo.
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