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corynski
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LGM, you've got to be the kinda guy who could really enjoy Phil Hendrie. Have you heard of him? He does about 20 some voice impersonations on a phony call-in talk show that is hilarious. Professors and lawyers and nurses all call in thinking the show is on the up and up, and Phil and his voices just destroy them. Check it out, it's subscription but he's got a couple of freebies on the lower left on the website:
http://www.philhendrieshow.com/
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josephpalazzo
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| LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | LakeGeorgeMan wrote: |
What I refuse to acknowledge is your own, hilarious, high opinion of yourself...
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Me, a simple college physics professor?? My, my, are you grasping at straws?!? The only one who is pretentious here is the one claimed to have made 80k during Reagan's years.... |
Sorry...but 'truth be truth'.
YOU were the one who brought up your salary, in a misplaced, egotistical attempt to insult me...and it backfired. That doesn't make me 'pretentious', again, I see English isn't your strong suit.
Perhaps next time, you should realize that 80K might impress the kids on this site, but it's really not something to gloat about in front of people who make considerably more.
Now then...do you agree with MY description of what provides for the human concept of 'morality'? If so...great...we agree.
Lets be friends...Here...please accept this olive branch...as a token of my desire to make peace. |
Only if you admit that you're a fucking moron. Truth be truth... |
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LakeGeorgeMan
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| josephpalazzo wrote: | | All those bits that appear on your screen was explained by Einstein, which gave him the Noble prize in 1921... |
My...my...another English masterpiece...
Einstein was awarded the Noble prize in 1921, for explaining 'all those bits that appear on your screen'.
You really are a remarkable teacher...I tremble at the sight of your mighty intellect.
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LakeGeorgeMan
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| corynski wrote: | LGM, you've got to be the kinda guy who could really enjoy Phil Hendrie. Have you heard of him? He does about 20 some voice impersonations on a phony call-in talk show that is hilarious. Professors and lawyers and nurses all call in thinking the show is on the up and up, and Phil and his voices just destroy them. Check it out, it's subscription but he's got a couple of freebies on the lower left on the website:
http://www.philhendrieshow.com/ |
Yes, I've heard of Phil and I completely agree, he is absolutely hilarious. He used to be on one of our local AM stations at night....best talk radio show ever.
I absolutely love great parody and satire, and Phil's shows were simply an amazing feat of radio genius.
Of course Phil owes everything to Einstein, Maxwell and Leonard Kleinrock...
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LakeGeorgeMan
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| Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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Only if you admit that you're a fucking moron. Truth be truth... |
You're a big doodyhead!
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josephpalazzo
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| Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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| LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | All those bits that appear on your screen was explained by Einstein, which gave him the Noble prize in 1921... |
My...my...another English masterpiece...
Einstein was awarded the Noble prize in 1921, for explaining 'all those bits that appear on your screen'.
You really are a remarkable teacher...I tremble at the sight of your mighty intellect. |
Ha yes, the English purist... You must grovel every time people make mistakes, typo, grammar, the frequent use of abbreviations, the negligence of using a Capital letter after a point, the widespread use of such thing as u r a pos... If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen... |
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LakeGeorgeMan
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| josephpalazzo wrote: | | LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | All those bits that appear on your screen was explained by Einstein, which gave him the Noble prize in 1921... |
My...my...another English masterpiece...
Einstein was awarded the Noble prize in 1921, for explaining 'all those bits that appear on your screen'.
You really are a remarkable teacher...I tremble at the sight of your mighty intellect. |
Ha yes, the English purist... You must grovel every time people make mistakes, typo, grammar, the frequent use of abbreviations, the negligence of using a Capital letter after a point, the widespread use of such thing as u r a pos... If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen... |
Yuze a retarded and a doodyhead! Truth iz trooth.
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josephpalazzo
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| LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: |
Only if you admit that you're a fucking moron. Truth be truth... |
You're a big doodyhead! |
Baby-talk... fits your profile of a low IQ... |
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LakeGeorgeMan
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| josephpalazzo wrote: | | LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: |
Only if you admit that you're a fucking moron. Truth be truth... |
You're a big doodyhead! |
Baby-talk... fits your profile of a low IQ... |
Please Joseph...the low IQ is the only reason you have anyone to teach.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
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corynski
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| Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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For anyone curious about Phil Hendrie, here's a recent interview with some freebies at the bottom, including a video of him at work. He makes my day and keeps me laughing...
http://www.rbr.com/features/interviews/phil_hendrie_interview.html
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jaycorath
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| Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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Phil Hendrie is great.
Now, back to the gladiator battle 
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josephpalazzo
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:08 am Post subject: |
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| LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: | | LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | josephpalazzo wrote: |
Only if you admit that you're a fucking moron. Truth be truth... |
You're a big doodyhead! |
Baby-talk... fits your profile of a low IQ... |
Please Joseph...the low IQ is the only reason you have anyone to teach.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you. |
There's a difference between dealing with a fucking moron who happens to be a fucking asshole such as you, and teaching bright young teens eager to learn.
Yep, my job is not a real job... it's like taking a walk in the park... |
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LakeGeorgeMan
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:29 am Post subject: |
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| josephpalazzo wrote: |
There's a difference between dealing with a fucking moron who happens to be a fucking asshole such as you, and teaching bright young teens eager to learn.
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tsk...tsk...now Joseph...do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
I thought we were going to work together to try and expand the puerile vocabulary and banal writing skills of your lazy, feeble mind?
I would think a brilliant academic, pulling down 80K/year, could at least afford a thesaurus.
Here, try this:
"There's a difference between dealing with someone who can expose, and hilariously mock, my superficial, pretentious tripe for what it is, versus dealing with my students, who are basically a captive audience forced to endure it for a grade."
See? English is a wonderful language, if you would just spend some time to master it, these exchanges would be much more enjoyable, and we wouldn't get caught up in:
Lil Joey: "Fucking, shithead, asshole moron!"
LGM: "Doodyhead!"
I just want you to know...that I'm here to help mentor and tutor you however I can...
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kmisho
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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| LakeGeorgeMan wrote: | | ShaSha wrote: |
Why can't he brag about being rich?
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I wasn't 'bragging' per se...just voicing my amusement, in response to someone trying to impress me with his 'whopping' 80K salary.
I paid more than that in taxes last year...
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He might be a theist who isn't under the biblical umbrella?
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Nope...just a savvy atheist, businessman, and investor...always searching for the pretentious on the internet...in my spare time. |
You mean you want to INCREASE the amount of pretentiousness on the internet, by your presence.. You want to JOIN IN.
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Moloth
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i'm pretentious! look at me!
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