Condoms...

howgoyoufar · Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:29 pm Post subject:

Yeah, my mum like cross checks our bills and stuff so she keeps our finances in check..
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sunmonkey · Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:39 pm Post subject:

Cybercommuter · Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:57 pm Post subject:

FACT: If you buy something with a debit/credit card, it WILL show up on your card statement.

Usually, websites that sell discrete sort of stuff will tell you "this charge will show up on your credit card statement as blah blah blah," where blah blah blah will be some name that would be unrecognizable to any third party, unless they do some research to find out! Now, if I were paying someone else's credit card bills, I would want to know if the charges are legit. And that means I would do the research. As for myself, I would simply ask my son/daughter/wife or whoever was using the card, "did you buy something from blah blah blah?" If the answer were yes, end of story. But that does not necessarily mean everyone would let it drop there.
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howgoyoufar · Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:59 pm Post subject:

^Exactly. My mum would google it if she didn't know what it was, and wham.

Problem solved though I think, my friend in toronto's going to just get us a bunch before I fly up there.
Thanks guys Smile

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BarkAtTheMoon · Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:45 pm Post subject:

I'd suggest just picking up a box of Trojans or something from the local drug store with cash. No need to complicate things. The pill, though infinitely superior, takes a doctors prescription so that's pretty much out for the first time. Just enjoy it as much as you can....and realize that your first time will probably be pretty terrible because neither of you know what you're doing. It gets better.
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A_Atheist_named_Christian · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:39 am Post subject:

SalsaShark · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:01 am Post subject:

Dude, your girlfriend can DEFINITELY get BC without parental notification in Toronto. Just get her to go to planned parenthood.

Also, from personal experience, condoms WITH lube dry up the snatch a fair bit quicker than no condoms. The thought of having sex without a lubed condom grosses me out... and I've never spoken to a girl who prefers non-lubricated condoms to lubricated ones.
Then again, it's been about 4 years since I last used a condom, so maybe they've changed...

Also, and I know this is going to sound condescending, and I know that if anyone told me this when I was your age I would just tell them to fuck off... but never the less I'm going to tell you - are you sure you know what you're doing? I ask because I find it incredibly surprising that you don't think she can get BC without having her parents notified... and because you think lube is icky... it just doesn't seem like you've done your research. Again, I don't mean to sound condescending... I also don't want you to post here in a month to tell us that your girlfriend dumped you because you accidentally thrusted an un-lubed condom wrapped around your fully-erect teenage-penis in her asshole and causing an anal-fissure which inevitably gets infected resulting in her being bed-ridden for weeks shitting blood into a plastic bag.

Some more things you may wish to consider before fucking (as batm said, the first time is pretty terrible, but on the other hand the internet provides you with the benefit of learning from other's mistakes):
1. Are either of your allergic to latex?
2. It may sound lame - but practise putting some condoms on by yourself before you fuck for the first time... I didn't, and as a result when I attempted to lose my virginity the first time... well I want limp... and then a few weeks later when we were attempting it for the second time - well I went limp again...
3. If your concerned about your parents... have a good hiding place before you get your condoms, and don't take them out in the middle of the day when your folks are home and make a mess as any time your mom could just walk in on you (then again, I'm sure years of masturbation has already taught you this lesson)
4. Now that I've scared you, in my experience sex "complicates things" only if you let it. People have been having sex for a very long time and the stigma attached to teenage sex is largely societal and it doesn't have to be personal. The sooner you think of it as just another thing you and your girlfriend (or you and your girlfriend and her best friend) do, it's really not a big deal. Granted, it being your first time, it is hard to shed that "OMG I'M GONNA DO IT!" mentality... but whatever.
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AMindlessBrain · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:08 am Post subject:

Oh I completely missed that whole first sentence where it says you and your girl are both virgins.

So now I'm pulling the chick card.

Get some lube, and use it. If you're using a condom use the water based kind that won't make the condom break down. You want your girl to be comfortable and happy, get some lube! I really can't say that enough. Some of them are fun. There are flavored ones out there you two can lick off of each other. All can double as a massage oil. Those ones tend to be a little sticky, but that gives you a perfectly good reason to take a shower together. If you can afford it get something classy, the karma sutra brand or what have you. Go to a sex shop and pay in cash.

I would find it very hard to believe that she couldn't get birth control in toronto. Plus, she's in toronto. Can't she take the subway or bus or whatever is there to get to planned parenthood. For sex in general BC is absolutely preferable to condoms.

SalsaShark · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:13 am Post subject:

Subway, bus, trolly... she can take them ALL!
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libertyurs · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:23 am Post subject:

im gonna pull out the girl card too! DEFINATLY use lubed ones. its her first time so she may bleed, and it will probably hurt her enough as it is, let alone having a hard latex-covered object scraping up and down her insides. also she'll probably be nervous, which will dry her up further.

theres a reason they sell most condoms with lube. and tell her u can't even feel the stickyness on lubed condoms, only when you add lube from a bottle.
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Kraft · Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:25 pm Post subject:

If you think lube is icky then I assume you're not using anything when you go at yourself?
If so, you might want to start beforehand to get used to that kind of sensation, since it's very different from "dry technique"... Also, might be a good idea to listen to the advice above and try putting a condom on a few times before your first go.

Have fun
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