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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:55 pm    Post subject: Chair Joke Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
What is dumber than varnishing the seat of a chair ?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:25 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
ok ill bite,

i dont know, what is dumber than varnishing the seat of a chair ?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:26 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Sitting on it before it dried?
Didn't know varnishing a chair was dumb...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:29 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
telling a joke about it?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:30 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
xena wrote:
Sitting on it before it dried?
Didn't know varnishing a chair was dumb...


Varnishing the seat is because it gets worn down quickly and looks bad, varnishing the rest is ok though. Anyway who wants a shitty wooden chair, haven't you guys heard of fabric?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:32 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
wots faaabrricc../
//? eh?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:41 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
HxC wrote:
telling a joke about it?


...and not telling the punchline.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:48 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
personally i LIKE my butt-grooves to be visible.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:59 pm    Post subject: Answer Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
ANSWER: Sitting in a chair that's just been varnished.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:07 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
that took way to long to be that bad
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Answer Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
Gilligan wrote:
ANSWER: Sitting in a chair that's just been varnished.
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(*,) d'oh! Afro

I just put the afro one there because it's cool...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:15 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
okay, your not allowed to tell jokes here anymore lol
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:32 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
*hits Gilligan with my white hat*
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:52 pm    Post subject: Add User to Ignore List Reply with quote
OK, that was really, really bad. I am seriously surprised at how bad that was. d'oh!
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