Tell a Joke or two : #3

baddogma · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:14 pm Post subject: #3

Who says Today's Kids aren't smart ??????? I wish I'd thought of this... At a high School in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school.

Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats....1, 2, & 4.

Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3.
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FlatEarth1024 · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject:

The Other Shoe...

Grouchy old bastards are probably taking nitro pills as we speak to regain their heart rhythms and will probably suspend/expel/deny graduation to all involved.
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baddogma · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:23 pm Post subject:

Heh, my graduation prank is still there 20 years later.

During practice for graduation on the football field looking up at the bleachers I had an idea.
That night right after school we bought a gallon of flat black paint and I, my girlfriend, two other girls (one about 10 months pregnant) painted the front edge of the seats like bead work. From anywhere but the field it looked like a shadow. FROM the field they all lined up to say EAT ME !

The following year they rappelled through a sky light in the library and chained the doors shut from inside. Stacked the desks, let a goat go and about a gajillion crickets. Then they left a desk hanging from the escape rope. They were caught and did not graduate.
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I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar....

smartmarzipan: "Debating fundies is like playing chess with pigeons. They knock over all the pieces, shit all over the board, and then fly back to the roost to declare victory."

RyanDzundza · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:23 pm Post subject:

we never had a graduation prank Sad

we did however have a mass brawl for some reason, cant remember why though, good times lol

Guy with axe

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Moloth · Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:25 pm Post subject:

frankly, i LOVE this sort of social engineering. Very Happy

1,2 and 4. genius.
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