3 men die.

spartan123209 · Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:29 pm Post subject: 3 men die.

So 3 men at the same time and same place die. God can only let one of them into Heaven, so he asks guy 1 to tell him how he died.

"I was having sex with another guys wife while the guy was above me. After that I decided to look out on the balcony. I slipped and while trying to grab on for my life the Husband threw a fridge at me."

God then asks guy 2 to tell him his story.

"So I suspected my wife was cheating on me so when I saw a guy on her bedroom balcony slip I killed him by throwing my fridge at him. I then felt bad and killed myself."

So God then asks guy 3 to tell his story.

"Imagine this: I was in a fridge..."

Vyrian · Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:30 pm Post subject:

Huh?
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Hit_me_up024 · Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:34 pm Post subject:

thats really dumb
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joshuas3521 · Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:42 pm Post subject:

I've heard that one Razz

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