1,000 Things Christians Can't Do.

FlatEarth1024 · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:44 am Post subject:

*Warning - Random movie references ahead*

1. Christians can't kick ass and chew bubblegum
2. Christians can't explain how the fuck am I funny
3. Christians can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with
4. Christians can't pick their feet in Poughkeepsie
5. Christians can't fuck the fucking Diaz brothers
6. Christians can't meet the Duke
7. Christians can't lead the Army of The Twelve Monkeys into the pages of history
8. Christians can't drop and give me twenty
9. Christians can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table
10. Christians can't take THIS under advisement jerkweed.

1.They Live 2.Goodfellas 3.Terminator 4.French Connection 5.Scarface 6.Escape from New York 7.Twelve Monkeys 8.Animal House 9.Rounders 10.Die Hard
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